Why Am I Here

I escaped tumblr for 8 year. Ineffable gays have dragged me back. IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDINGAGAIN

[pyrhmoon]

the enormous penis animatic is here.

[foone]

the upside of ADHD is that it makes you a fucking genius

the downside is that you don't get to decide when and for how long you're a genius.

[foone]

Or what you are going to be a genius about.

You have a big work project?

Nah. You're now a genius at making boardgames. For 7 hours.

[unrivalling]

[backinthefkingbuildingagain]

In the space of a 10 hour work shift I once wrote the outline for an entire book, including character drafts and research on locations and nuclear reactors. That was like 7 years ago and I haven’t had the serotonin to pick it up since 🤦🏼‍♀️

[tboy-cock]

what country is 🏳️‍⚧️? all the guys from there hot as hell

[backinthefkingbuildingagain]

So I blew through all 30 something chapters of @cardigan-bay fic New Status Quo last night and followed because fuck yeah this is amazing shit.

I wake up to notifications that they reblogged a bunch of my shit AND I AM SCREAMING

[sunlit-mess]

Do you think you'll kill for me one day?

Yes, of course, I will, my darling

[clairefey]

In a nutshell

[backinthefkingbuildingagain]

[correlance]

[lu-lus-dicks]

Alastor collects sweet women and neurodivergent/mentally not okay men.

[backinthefkingbuildingagain]

Great so I’m emulating a deer serial killer without realizing it.

[backinthefkingbuildingagain]

I find it hilarious that my therapist thinks my nonstop listening to Hozier is an immediate red flag to my mental health. I mean she not wrong, but still didn’t need to call me out

[multi-fandom-imagine]

【 “I’m not letting you go until you’ve either drenched the sheets, or passed out.” 】

↳ Overlord!Husk ✦ Lucifer Morningstar ✦ Vox ✦ Viktor Vasko ✦ Simon 'Ghost' Riley ✦ John Price ✦ Ren Hana ✦ Joel Miller ✦ Nanami Kento ✦ Ryomen Sukuna ✦ Toji Fushiguro ✦ Gojo Satoru

[bindeds]

I AM FUCKING CRYING

[backinthefkingbuildingagain]

I need this in a feral way

[backinthefkingbuildingagain]

[sunlit-mess]

emotions be damned

[backinthefkingbuildingagain]

What emotions? We die like men that never went to therapy.

[theghostofmusicman-deactivated2]

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

♥

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

[veliseraptor]

#scrap of bloodstained paper you find in a dungeon #or clutched in a skeleton’s fist (via @beaft)

[backinthefkingbuildingagain]

I WAS THERE FOR THE HORROR. ASK ME ALL ABOUT IT

[nunalastor]

He's just hungry

Ayo your dog looking at me weird

Bro get your fucking dog

[backinthefkingbuildingagain]

WHY ☠️

[nunalastor]

i used to work in the woods and let me tell you. sometimes deer die and you can tell all those bones belong to one deer because theyre all in a big pile of ribs. but sometimes you're digging in the dirt for fun on your lunch break and you find a tooth. and then you fond a tooth. and then by the time your lunch break is over youve got a big heaping handful of teeth and one tiny piece of jaw, questionably. so of course you put the deer teeth in your pocket for later and go on about your day. the song "i've got a pocket full of sunshine" becomes "i've got a pocket full of deer teeth" and you forget you have deer teeth in your pocket so you put loose snacks in there and anyway the point is, i think alastor sheds his teeth. i think alastor just spits out a mouthful of deer teeth right there on the floor of the hotel and i hope no one else likes to put deer teeth in their pocket.

You fucking popped a handful of deer teeth in your mouth like skittles huh

[backinthefkingbuildingagain]

I am fucking howling

[nunalastor]

Lucifer getting a prostate exam from a hellhound doctar or some shit and it just turns into the hellhound fisting him viciously because he makes a dog toy squeak sound. Maximum overstim.

-🐥

[backinthefkingbuildingagain]

SQUEAK