In order for Americans to enter Bolivia, they need to get a 5 year entry visa, which is available at all ports of entry. According to the U.S. Department of State, you need the following to receive the entry visa: In addition to the $135.00 visa fee, you must present a visa application form with a 4cm x 4cm color photograph, a passport with a validity of not less than 6 months, evidence of a hotel reservation or a letter of invitation in Spanish, proof of economic solvency (credit card, cash, or a current bank statement), and an International Vaccination Certificate for yellow fever. Simple enough. I had all of that printed and accessible in a nice little folder (sometimes the accountant in me likes to make an appearance), so I thought this crossing would go as smoothly as all my other crossings.
It all started out just fine. I had a lovely dinner at a delicious vegan restaurant (yes, vegan and delicious can go in the same sentence), and then boarded a half-full bus. I had two seats to turn into my temporary bed, the ultimate in overnight luxury. I arrived early, watched the sun rise, and decided to have some breakfast with a couple of Bolivian travelers that had been on my bus. I’m always eager for an opportunity to chat with some locals, and I thought this was a great way to practice spanish and get some travel advice before I headed into a new country. Had I known the consequences of that detour, I would never have had that tea and cheese sandwich.
During that extra hour I spent chatting with the Bolivians, the border filled up. There were bus loads of people crossing, and lines of men and women pushing carts full of goods across the border. Loaded with all my gear, I made my way to the Argentine line for my exit stamp. This seemed to take longer than necessary, but went smoothly enough. I then made my way to the Bolivian window, where I was informed that I needed proof that I was going home. Since I had bought a one-way ticket to South America, this was a little tricky. After explaining my situation, the immigrations officer told me that a hostel reservation for Peru would suffice. Slightly annoyed, I walked back to Argentina to an internet cafe to make a reservation at the cheapest hostel possible. I was advised by a lovely woman at the internet cafe to be VERY careful with my belongings because there were lots of thieves around. Great. Clutching my valuables bag tightly to my body, I went back to the Bolivian officials with only a mild hassling from the Argentine immigration officials.
After I had stood in line for about 15 minutes, the office conveniently closed for a shift change. After another half hour or so waiting for someone to come man that booth, I finally chatted with a new guy who was less than eager to let me in. According to this guy, the information that I had was not nearly adequate. In addition to everything I had with me, I also needed a letter requesting permission to enter the country. What?? Slightly more than slightly annoyed, I walked back to the Argentine side to my internet cafe where I typed up this ridiculous letter. I searched on-line, but couldn’t find a template, which just solidified the ridiculousness to me. Regardless, I came back to the office with my letter in hand, only to be informed that I had addressed it incorrectly. Not only that, he decided that I now needed bus tickets for my entire time in Bolivia. WTF??? I explained to him that nobody does this especially in a country whose buses are constantly on strike. To which he responded, "They're not on strike now." That's when I decided to try to cry. It didn’t work. He told me to go the 3k to the bus station to buy my tickets and then come back.
As I dejectedly made my way into town, I luckily (?), was called over by a Bolivian man I'd befriended who offered to help me out. He whispered that I could go to the bus station and for just a few bolivianos, I could get them to print out false tickets. Aaahhh, so that’s how things work around here. My new friend walked me to a currency exchange and then on to a taxi. All the while, I was complaining about how silly this whole process was. I mean, Bolivia is one of the poorest countries in South American, all I wanted to do was come visit and spend some money here. Why was that such a problem?? At that point, my friend asked me if I wanted to talk to the boss. Sure. I met the boss, the first guy who had been working at the border and explained the situation. He told me that I should have arrived at the border earlier and that he would have let me in with what I had. Great. He then motioned for me to follow him outside at which point he informed he was going to give me a “gift.” He told me to just go on to Santa Cruz as I had intended and go to the immigrations office there. Since I would already be in the country, the process would be much smoother.
I decided to trust him. I got the impression that no matter what I provided the immigrations officer currently at the border, he just wasn’t going to have it, so I thought I’d accept the “gift.” I went on to the bus station, bought my ticket to Santa Cruz, left my bags in custody, and set off to explore.
Being in Bolivia felt completely different than Argentina and Chile. It reminded me of the summer in high school I spent volunteering in Nicaragua. It was then that I truly fell in love with Latin American culture and all those feelings came racing back as I wandered around this sketchy border town. I found myself eating the first of many rice, salad, and fried egg meals at a local market and was regaining my excitement for Bolivia.