murder swede + toothless lamb

im a 24 y/o caps fan stuck in wild territory pls help i love these boys

[banahbanah]

This fic is not very good but I somehow ended up reading 21 chapters of it so now I have to finish: a biography

[lectorel]

Okay Never Mind, That Crosses The Fucking Line and I Am Done: an immediate sequel

[feministism]

[thesaltofcarthage]

hello, 911? i’d like to report a mass mercy killing

[iwouldhavebroughtyouviolets]

The MVP of tonight and every night

[murderswede-deactivated20210815]

every “lets go [team]” chant sounds exactly the same. 

[anzekopistar]

Crosby getting booed despite not even being there

[patrice-bergerons]

He got outchirped I’m crying 😂

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[rollypoleygoalie]

Y'all ever just remember that Alex Ovechkin was drunk as fuck for 100+ consecutive hours after winning the Stanley Cup, to the point that ESPN had a news story about it and predictions to when it would end? Legends only

[valtsv]

having executive dysfunction, ADHD and just a complete lack of any conception of the workings and passage of time means that i consistently roll a critical fail in punctuality

[valtsv]

me: okay so i have to be there at 9 so i’ll get up at 7, actually get up at 7:30, get off my phone and into the shower at 7:45, finish dressing at 8, stop reading my news feed and make breakfast at 8:15, clean my teeth and leave at 8:30 with 10 minutes extra time to spare if shit goes sideways. there’s no way i can possibly be late.

me, still in my pyjamas in bed, scrolling through twitter at 08:59: motherfucker i did it again

[valtsv]

my brain with every passing second drawing towards a rapidly approaching deadline:

my last, chronically overworked, almost entirely nonfunctional brain cell: read @ 11:59 PM ✔️✔️

[matesinskates]

🐸☕

[murderswede-deactivated20210815]

crosby stealing credit for two lucky bounces the same way he takes credit for everything everyone else does as usual

[rollypoleygoalie]

So when the refs pull a capital player off a penguin, you could say that they’re… uncapping a pen?

[m-rex]

other fanfic writer: *cranks out beautiful, heartbreaking, 4000-word chapters weekly*

me, writing: “should I remove this comma?”

me, twenty minutes later: *removes comma*

me, an hour later: *puts comma back*

[crushis]

[arab-quotes]

The last one alone is enough to debunk the whole premise that ISIS represents Islam.

[stillnotchrys]

I’m going to put this on queue just incase people need reminding

[drunxaspunx]

Wow ISIS is breaking every single one of these rules.

[purpleweredragon]

Getting a new hyperfixation:

[odairannies]

which ben wyatt are you today?

[dustinbrowns]

reblog this and tag Your hockey player. you know. the one that when you look at them you think ‘i will never love another hockey player/man/woman/human like i love you’. the one that not necessarily was your first favorite but the One that makes you think ‘i never truly knew a favorite player until you’. the One. we all have one. who is yours