uninspired & very tired

Cancer, Sagittarius, Leo

[screwyouandrew]

[littlealienproducts]

Live Rude Girls Unisex T-Shirt by ShopGoldenGems

[lamignonette]

[girlinthepark]

[stimman4000]

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[everchanging-spectrum-of-a-lie]

[psyce]

being dumb and bi is in now. if you’re dumb and bi you’re basically the coolest person on earth

[fuckyeahasexual]

Okay so I don't know why people say sex or love is what makes us human. Lots of organisms in nature have sex or mate for life. You know what makes us human? Cooking. Nothing else in nature cooks except humans. Checkmate aphobes. Sincerely, an ace cook.

….

…

is that true??

Holy shit!!

[cloudy-with-a-chance-of-moss]

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[thyrell]

[odyshape]

so many men have no idea what to do when confronted with a woman who isn’t putting on a customer service personality

[efficionado-deactivated20190602]

But so many women also don’t turn off their “customer service personality” for a guy when he wants to know the real them.

[odyshape]

Maybe you should think about why you scare women.

[siriamardev]

Sunday morning stretching ✨

[meaningfulsuggestion]

You make me feel a little less tired.

[cordi-pessimo-suggestion]

You make me feel a little more safe.

[tinyastronaut-suggestion]

You make me feel a little more celestial

[fluff-oh-suggestions]

You make me feel a little less nervous.

[nighttimesuggestionsbackup]

You make me feel a little less scared.

[corporeal--corvid]

You make me feel a little more normal.

[algidsuggestions]

You make me feel a little less cold.

[affectionsuggestion]

You make me feel a little more cuddly

[deletedtumbeleruser12534]

You make me feel a little more in love

[loveliest-suggestions]

you make me feel a little more happy

[cardcaptor-suggestions-deactiva]

You make me feel a little more magical.

[theseekersuggestions]

You make me feel a little less lost.

[enamoringsuggestion]

You make me feel a little more at peace 

[drugzandtraumalol]

You make me feel a little more strong

[softcrushsuggestions]

you make me feel a little less empty

[darlingsuggest]

you make me feel a little more calm

[softsweetsuggestion]

You make me feel a little more understood ♡

[filson]

Campsite companion. #FilsonDog 

[mythicamagic]

someone: you only like that hetero couple because you love the guy character. you just wanna self-insert into the girl’s shoes and-

me: woahwoahwoahwoah listen bud, guy, compadre, pal, friendo, chum, bro, old chap, mate, buddy-

me: I’m equally in love with the girl character. believe me.

[lamignonette]

2001 Nicole Kidman leaving her attorney’s office upon finalising her divorce from Tom Cruise