something something new bottom surgery just dropped
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something something new bottom surgery just dropped
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I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.
Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."
mayest you draw the most beautiful Yuri. I missed red haired wif
hi yes hi
i just finished canto 2 and i am completely enamored. is this anything
xichun fishmael but I was too tired to render her properly
You wouldn’t just let her die, would you?
So... Hatsune Miku fell for Ricardo in my tomodachi island lol
Your all good girls in my eyes.
Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.
@a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark
I love it! I'm in!
Server-first nuclear reactor on the modded Minecraft server we set up, which means an automated monitoring system. I coded this in about two hours, it's set up to ping my real-life smartphone if some error condition occurs.
I do love how in the immeasurable amount of traction this post gained, for reasons that still elude me, nobody pointed out that it was six in the morning when I finished the code.
There is a really funny synergy between two deltarune theories nobody is considering
bonus:
injecting my annoying hopless birds with potion of shut the fuck up
#straight up filling them like éclairs damn
This fuckass video made me realise thar birda dont chew. They dont have to chew. They are birds. Fuck.
Who needs teeth when you can eat rocks instead
Or if you're a baby, just eat goo and skip the whole thing
another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”
found it
the legal system can be weaponised against trans women and transfems in absolutely nightmarish ways when it comes to custody battles
it's nauseatingly easy for the other parent to weaponise the transmisogynistic stereotypes of sexual predation and perversion to brand the transfem mother as an abusive or unfit parent and keep her from seeing her children
i think there should be more discussions about the ways that court and legal systems can be weaponised to target trans parents. because it is devastating and gutwrenching for the people involved and a woman who loves her kids and treats them kindly shouldn't be abused by the legal system like that just because she isn't cis
im coming up on transitioning for a year and something i think about often is how when i started i thought that the moments of elation i felt from finally finally being me would grow old or just fade over time like, i assumed it would mellow into a neat sense of satisfaction but like.
it hasn't.
once every day, or every couple of days, i get so giddy i can't fucking speak just knowing that i'm a girl. the tiniest affirmations make me feel fucking invincible. people can say my name and i still blush.
i just fucking love being me
hmmm... of all the parts of transitioning, body odor was one of the weirdest ones..... i have a pretty strong sense of smell, so i noticed it immediately when i went on hormones. the sour smell my body naturally produced went away, and was replaced with something very sweet smelling, that reminded me of honey.... after I had my surgery I stopped using T blockers, and then I could tell my smell changed again, becoming less sweet again.... I brought it up with my endo, and it was one of the reasons he prescribed progesterone. taking that, my smell now feels.... hmm.... a bit sweeter again, but now more like candy apples than like honey? does that make sense?.....
"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?
This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.