I Can't Fall Asleep, But I Sure Can Dream.

=33/Nonbinary-Trans/Queer/Single Parent=

[seungminogie]

[splendentgoddess]

FOR PARENTS OF YOUNG KIDS IN THE US!

Someone over on bluesky posted this and I figured I'd better repost it here. It's the pre-RFK 2025 vaccination schedule for babies and young children, ya know, just in case it mysteriously disappears. Save this and give it to your child's pediatrician; tell them this is the schedule you want your child on.

[splendentgoddess]

Got a hold of the older children/teen and adult versions of this chart. Vaccines for everyone!

[leebrontide]

You all may be sick of me banging on this drum but I got whooping cough in my mid/late 20s because I had no idea I needed an adult booster and I coughed so hard I broke my rib. And guess what? Then I got to keep coughing that hard, but now with a broken rib.

Please get your boosters.

[kosmogrl]

hey I saw you overthinking on a sunday afternoon and I just wanted to let you know you shouldn’t do that

[papawolfchris]

Changbin: C'mere wife Chan: You mean community wife Hyunjin: [Living his best life]

Bonus:

[papawolfchris]

Local wolf observing his feral ferret run amok on an empty parking lot

[the-mind-of-emma]

Astarion talking with his hands

Baldur's Gate 3 (2023)

[hyunpic]

hyunjin — ‘thunderous’ on soul beam

[papawolfchris]

[evelyn-robinn]

CHRISTOPHER ROBIN

(2018)

[shitpostingkats]

Wei Wuxian: Yeah I probably sound soooo evil living in a place called "The Demon Quelling Cave" but I actually call it that because it's where I go to bed! And since I'm a demon, when I'm asleep I am "quelled", ya'know? It's a little joke haha :)

Lan Zhan: I see. And the so-called "Pool of Blood"?

Wei Wuxian: Yeah we keep the pool of blood right over here.

[offwegointothewildblueyonder]

wait...if you're manipulating me, and im manipulating you, then who's interviewing the vampire?? 😱

[hyunpic]

hyunjin — mama 2025 solo dance break practice 🖤

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[takineko]

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

[linolinoing]

✨️paboracha✨️

[sillystigmata]

Lestat coming out on top with his Taylor beef, we love to see it.

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[raevenlywrites]

love these variations on Fall Drink. Makes me want a tumblr cocktail book

[xtinedancefit]

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.