Lusty Argonian Bard? More Like Lusty Argonian Knight...

18+ Sideblog to soullessdragonheart

[teratophelia]

With the influx of new followers, here’s a friendly reminder:

Minors aren’t welcome here

[monstersandmaw]

Nor here.

You need to be 18+ to follow or interact in any way with my blog.

[pixie-darling]

*holds you down and raws you, as a friend*

[rpdepartment]

silent NSFW starters! from romantic, to suggestive, to straight up not safe for work, for all of your sinday needs 20 starters | NSFW

send an emoji for your muse to…

👐 - …massage my muse’s back, sliding their hands under the shirt 

💏 - …kiss my muse’s neck, slowly and passionately

💋 - …pin my muse to the wall, kissing them on the lips 

👔 - …unbutton my muse’s shirt 

👀 - …keep my muse close to yours by grabbing their hair 

💦 - …slide their tongue in my muse’s mouth

🛏️  - …be found lying in bed, completely naked and smiling seductively

👖 - …unbutton my muse’s pants

💓 - …lie on my muse, grinding slowly against them 

🍆 - …rub my muse’s still covered crotch 

[sindaymemes]

Send in sexy pictures to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts.

[bad-dragonknight]

🌶

What Does the Spicy Lizard Find Spicy?

“It’s just... really nice to see someone take such immense joy in exploring the unknown. And I may just do what comes naturally to me, but you’ve got so much power in you, I wouldn’t be surprised if you told me you learned the Arcane Arts from House Telvanni themselves...”

He coughs just a bit from nerves, with a sheepish grin.

“I guess it could be boiled down to the duality of your warmth and beauty, alongside your clear capabability to kick my tail six ways from Sundas...”

[bad-dragonknight]

🌶 to learn what my muse thinks is hot about yours?

What Does the Spicy Lizard Find Spicy?

“For one thing, you carry yourself with insane confidence, which is amazing... for two, that impish streak of yours. Combined, along with how pretty you are in general, is ahm... well...”

It seems that for all his bravado, thinking about it has caused him to fluster himself, as he stammers a bit, unable to meet her gaze.

[bad-dragonknight]

((HAVE A VERSE SPECIFIC SAUCY PIC :D))

Don’t mind Agthux popping up from his own swim, coughing and sputtering despite also having gills, upon witness of her specific choice in swimwear.

“I-I...” Another round of coughing... “W-wow...”

[rpmememaker]

It's Sexual Sunday so...

send my muse inappropriate questions

flirt with them anonymously or not

try to make them blush

kiss them at random

send me terrible pickup lines 

get my muse hot and bothered 

Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy! 

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog this if others are free to send you NSFW/Smut memes even if they haven't or barely interacted!

[rpsourcedmemes]

Send 🌶 to learn what my muse thinks is hot about yours

[libraryofmemes]

Tell my muse a sexual fantasy you have involving them.

Bonus: It can be on or off of anon. Up to the sender in the end. If it’s a multimuse blog specify which muse or if both rp blogs are multimuse blogs specify which muse for both rp blogs.

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog this if you accept unprompted starters!

[bad-dragonknight]

the-knicker-drawer​:

Pari looked over as the Argonian started going into a coughing fit due to her commentary, and she immediately was concerned..

“Oh no! I’m so sorry.. but yes. I was implying that, I mean I have no qualms showing my body off. We know each other well enough so it isn’t as if we’re strangers..”

Her armour had been removed, so the sellsword was wearing the lighter layers of clothing that she sported beneath it..

The Argonian, getting confirmation that no, he was NOT hearing things, clears his throat, with a short silence. The reason he’d stepped away from the Imperial was to remove his own armor, with only the tight leather garments protecting him from being chafed by his armor left on him. The tip of his tail flicks back and forth nervously before finally responding.

“...W-well... to that, I’d have to say the same. I, don’t know if you’re talking about like, right this minute, but, if you were, I wouldn’t mind... repaying the gesture... in kind...?” 

Congrats, Pari. You get to see firsthand how terrible he is at flirting.

[bad-dragonknight]

Continued from here: [ x ]

@the-knicker-drawer:

"Someone who's clearly been watching and.. looking at things through a certain lens. I mean, not that it's the worst thing I've seen. I've seen a lot, as I'm sure you have.."

There's a cheeky little giggle from the Imperial, a knowing glance.

"Although they did omit a few things, I can't speak for yourself but.. they missed a few things on my end. But hey, it's definitely food for thought.."

The smirk played on her pink lips.

"Not that I mind you discovering what they missed."

She winked then, wondering how Agthux would take it.

Her remark about “seeing a lot” and of the author “omitting things” would go unacknowledged, as he’d pull out a canteen, pointedly guzzling the water within as though suddenly parched.

Though, with her final comment, he’d end up inhaling the contents by sheer accident, immediately falling into a coughing fit, feeling his face warm even further, as he slowly calms down. Eventually, he’d wipe his mouth, but be no less coherent, as he stammers out what could probably be mistaken for a sentence spoken by someone having an entire stroke.

“You’re... you’re saying... implying... naked... for me...? I...”

Needless to say, this was one case where he unfortunately, could not blissfully misinterpret the intent of such a statement. And that meant he was now covering his face, as though a blush could even be visible on his face.

The one thing to question would be whether she takes it a step further and melts the poor idiot’s brain, or not.

[bad-dragonknight]

Continued from here: [ x ]

@roxylalonde-stri-londe​:

“But what abooooout? What gets that ticker of yours racing and your blood pumping?~”

“...W-wait... are... you asking if I’ve had some about you...?”

He... could already tell he would need a drink.

“...I uh... I guess I might have... a few times... mostly just involving baths, or you pulling me on top of you, or... w-wait, why am I telling you this...?!”

[bad-dragonknight]

is your tail sensitive?

“Not really, but the base of my horns are... my hide is honestly thick enough that the only really sensitive part is the tip.”

He’s... confused as to why he’d be asked this, though it’s not like he hasn’t received weirder questions before.

[the-knicker-drawer-has-moved]

ff + agthux, bc im awful dfsfisgf

Pari was gifted a scroll of some description. Inside of which was a rather lewd tale of debauchery, intrigue and.. Her and Agthux.

The sellsword had to clear her throat a little at just how graphic and smutty the scroll's contents were.

"Ah.. Agthux? I think you should come see this.."

@bad-dragonknight

[bad-dragonknight]

The Vestige takes one look at Pari’s face and immediately has an unfortunate feeling he knows exactly what this is gonna contain... The Imperial might feel the air physically heat up around the Argonian as he reads through the contents.

Upon finishing, there’s a rather pregnant silence, before he gives a small cough, and hands the scroll back to the other.

“...So uh. Color me impressed... but I can’t help but wonder who apparently has the time, energy, and arousal to write this about us...?”

He can’t exactly meet her eyes right now, but rest assured, he unfortunately had quite the vivid imagination...