A weapon to surpass metal gear

*not an actual metal gear blog* srry :(

[eridan-ampora]

who up dinking they oiter

[tmos-time]

you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers

[eridan-ampora]

[duckdotcom]

(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*

[maidthings]

dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

Air Himbo

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

[immaplatypus]

@crvggio​ I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years

[buildabitchworkshop-deactivated]

accidentally typing “teh” instead of “the”

[localtiktoks]

[alejandr-oh]

[commiemo]

LGBTQ

Let’s Guillotine the Bourgeoisie Tonight, Qomrades!

[grawly]

new sunchip

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

what flavor?

[dreg-heap]

Yeah

[juzavoices]

Visit Original Link

[new-clown-in-town]

I’M IN HYSTERICS

[pillow-boi]

tea time part 1

[cosmic-siren90]

@griz666 😂😂

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[fishmotif]

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background 

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[aggressivetapdancing]

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

[pleatedjeans]

[princesstigerbelle]

I live for those pics of cats that got onto sports fields on live tv