Sexy Trash™

Chaos - they/them he/him I write for Umbrella Academy!! Requests: Open :]

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old five but he’s played by aidan gallagher in a cheap party city wig

[ikimaru]

kinda late but I wanted to draw more TUA, loved the new season! 👌

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five looks so proud of himself

[bloodyben]

Five: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Klaus: The COW??

Five: Yes Klaus, thE FUCKING COW

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NOT THE FUCKING COW 😂😂

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Klaus Hargreeves/David “Dave” Katz, Diego Hargreeves/Original Male Character(s), Dolores/Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Allison Hargreeves & Luther Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves & Vanya Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves & Vanya Hargreeves, Grace Hargreeves & Reginald Hargreeves, The Handler/Dr. Pogo (Umbrella Academy) Characters: The Hargreeves (Umbrella Academy), Diego Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves, Ben Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Luther Hargreeves, Number Five, Delores, Reginald Hargreeves, Grace Hargreeves, Dr. Pogo (Umbrella Academy), Lila Pitts, The Handler (Umbrella Academy), Hazel (Umbrella Academy), Cha-Cha (Umbrella Academy), Peter Griffin, Gerard Way, Aidan Gallagher, Dolores (Umbrella Academy), MCR - Character Additional Tags: The Hargreeves (Umbrella Academy) - Freeform, The Umbrella Academy (TV) - Freeform, DaD sEnT mE tO tHe MoOn (Umbrella Academy), Bisexual Diego Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves Needs Help, References to Drugs, Drugs, Homelessness, Sex, Sexual Humor, Alternate Universe - Crack, Inappropriate Humor, My Chemical Romance References, Musical References, Bottom Klaus Hargreeves, Everyone Is Gay, Gay Male Character, Bisexuality, Relationship(s), Sexual Content Series: Part 1 of sexy cheese TUA AU Summary:

Reginald Hargreeves, also known as famous rapper Lil Reggie “Eminem” G-Hargreeves had tried to start a band called “The Umbrella Fuckers” with his gang the “The Wet Apes”. This didn’t work out. So, Reggie decided to just adopt a bunch of fucking children to turn them into a band instead and to capitalize on them. Just a day after he got that idea some random kids with special powers were born and he decided to adopt them.

A TUA Crack!Fic made with love and depression <3

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unrelated to tua but i am watching the last episode of s1 of My Hero Acadamia, and holy shit this show is so good-

so far I don’t have a favorite 😔 although, All Might is super fucking cool

[maulthots]

maybe getting hit by a car cured him.

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this is better without context.

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the reason why five hargreeves couldn't stop the apocalypse is because he was wearing bowling shoes.

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this needs more notes holy shit

[bloodyben]

The Handler: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Five: I would say infinitesimally.

Klaus: And I’d say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Five: When did you get here?

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the “we all know words” is perfect

[bloodyben]

Five: With all due respect, which is none.

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i can’t not imagine him saying this to like his siblings, or Reginald,,,, or like anyone ever.

[fancyladssnacks]

Netflix already updated their blurb with Elliott's new name 💖

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damn Netflix is on their good shit!!

[itty-bitty-rampaging-committee]

Deadass, now that Elliot has come out, I will be using he/him pronouns for him in my fics from now on, but will continue with the name "Vanya" until told otherwise. If you are upset by that, then I suggest reading another author's fic because, you know, I ain't about that lowkey transphobia as a trans person myself.

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Also you bet your sweet ass I'm projecting my dysphoria onto that character WHEW BOY RIP VANYA.

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Five and Vanya bonding over "this is not my body oh god". What a vibe.

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the absolute bonding moments lmao

[thesevenumbrellas]

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Spread the word y’all!! Please reblog!!

Homophobes/Transphobes will be blocked ❤️

Let’s get the #elliotpage tag circulating over his deadname!!

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Five + 👀 for the Dancer

Requested by @five-mutha-fuckin-hargreeves ;)

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dude was looking: respectively

👀👀👀👀

[thehargreevesfam]

Y’ALL AIDAN ALSO WANTS NEW CLOTHES FOR FIVE😭😂😂

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Sweats in ‘a little variation (of the costume)’ from the long ass interview with chris

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it’s about freakin time lol

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i am ✨p✨i✨s✨s✨e✨d✨ that r*eggie won... might do another so he loses >:)

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Umbrella academy but in Hunger Games pt. 3 😳😳