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Due to reasons I’m not comfortable disclosing on tumblr, I will be moving accounts. Please follow @jesterchess and/or @mintie-fresh-sketch as they’re my new accounts for art and selfshipping. I don’t feel comfo being on this account anymore, but I still want to keep in touch with the friends I have on here.
Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…
[Oxford Photovoltaics]
Photovoltaic bricks and glass are one of my favorite technological advancements and I can’t wait to see buildings covered in the stuff.
THIS IS MY FIRST ROLL OF 2021 AND I’M SCREAMING
This is the good luck d20. Reblog to roll into the new year with +20 epic stats
bc ive been seeing a huge influx of people rbing from @/biggest-gaudiest-patronuses and their sideblog @/smallest-feeblest-boggart i would like to remind everyone that they’re a giant creep that you all need to stop giving a platform to.
here’s a google doc with a fairly complete list of their nastiness if you somehow haven’t heard this info before
people act like being critical of the shit you like is some sort of weird stressful thing thats new and forced on the internet. like lol no, everyone is critical of their interests
you thought the movie was too straight and didnt have any gay characters? thats being critical. you thought it had a lot of awkward scenes that couldve been handled better? thats been critical. you didnt like that the director made misogynistic remarks? thats being critical
im so tired of people acting like being critical is something so tough and time consuming. 99% of the time, you already do it, you just dont want to recognize the pedophilia/racism/antisemitism/etc in the media you love
27th december 2020, aka the great italian shitposting about nicia, the most famous bottom from pompeii
how it started:
context: the insult was “nicia cineade cacator”, “nicia the inverted shitter”.
the memes that followed:
spoiler: they did, in fact, end up finding a dead body next to the cavern. rip to nicia, the gay from pompeii. rip bottom king
I have to stop finding out about the news via Tumblr
it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.
Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles
He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor
For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:
the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked
THIRD BASE
Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”
guys its a wonderful life was literally such an anticapitalist masterpiece that the FBI claimed it was communist propaganda and under investigation they found the movie “deliberately maligned the upper class, attempting to show the people who had money were mean and despicable characters.“
in one scene the main character george bailey is vouching for someone trying to buy a house outside the slums & the antagonist mr potter is like “u need to stop filling their heads with impossible ideas, the working class needs to be thrifty” (all while hoarding an insane amount of wealth) and george slams him w this
he really said the rich view the working class as cattle and that bitch was right!!!!! say It louder!!!!!
So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:
“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”
And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”
“He’s three.”
“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”
And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.
The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.
So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”
“is he very verbal?”
“It really depends on who he’s with. He’s very quiet at he but won’t shut up if he’s at the park or has a friend over.”
“was it hard to potty-train him?”
“he’s adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at how good he already was with hygene and potty stuff.”
“mine’s just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!”
“I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he’s not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him anywhere with them.”
“oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!”
“yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones.”
“Does he throw tantrums when they break?”
“Not really. It’s meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though. Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it because he’s not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree.”
The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston Chew.
(if you want to read more of my much weirder adventures, I have pre-orders for my book on Patreon right now: https://www.patreon.com/gallusrostromegalus )
whenever i see a girl complaining abt her shitty boyfriend and she says that “guys are just like that!” i’m always so sad, because i know girls that are in happy and healthy romantic relationships with men! having a crappy, horrible boyfriend is not something that’s inevitable if you like men. if a man isn’t fulfilling your needs or if he’s simply just a piece of crap, you don’t have to stay in a relationship with him. not to be cliché, but not all men are like that!!! if your man ain’t shit, find a better one!!! it’ll all be alright, please realise and admit to yourself that you deserve better, and that better is out there!!! you need to put yourself first.
or you can just find a girl instead hadhdjh,,
I’m bisexual. This post is about men.
The idea that women who don’t date women should, what, remain single or just accept the idea that men will treat them poorly isn’t a cute gay mood tbh, it’s abuse apologism and deeply misogynistic.
Dear female Fanfiction writers on Tumblr,
Please consider writing for gender neutral, or even male readers, and readers of other genders. We exist, and it is very hard for us to find stories on this website.
If you only write for female readers: Please don’t just say that it’s a ‘character abc x reader’ fic. It can easily misinterpreted as a story for gender neutral readers. Specify the gender of the reader on your fics, that shows some support as well.
Give blog recommendations of writers who write for readers of other genders as well. That helps a lot.
But most important: Show your support. Do not exclude readers who aren’t female.
Sincerely,
The community of readers who are not female
Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun
Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler
Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:
Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless
Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:
Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:
Professor: *says literally anything about Dionysius*
Dionysus:
This is great but are we not gonna talk about how OP doesn’t have a url?!?!?
I mean, ????????????
They’re one of the secret gods they’re talking about.
daniel radcliffe calling out j.k. rowling on her bullshit is big dick energy
One thing I have not seen mentioned in light of this statement, perhaps because it's just well known or perhaps because it's been forgotten, is that Radcliffe has dealt with this before. About 10 years ago his friendship with a trans musician named Our Lady J became known to the tabloids. They immediately published sensational articles calling her a transvestite and a drag queen (she was not), and speculating about the nature of their relationship. He responded to insinuating questions by simply being aggressively positive about what a great musician and good friend she was. They did at least one interview together for a queer magazine. This at a time when trans people were even more marginalized than now, and when he as an actor was finishing Harry Potter and under a lot of pressure to ~manage his image~ as he transitioned to an adult career.
TL;DR - Radcliffe has a record of not just saying nice things, but supporting trans people in his life.
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I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.
I’m looking at gameplay of the canceled version of Resident Evil 2 that got leaked a few years ago and I forgot that they were going to have product placement with Pepsi
this is really fucking funny to me idk why
this is fucked up. somebody please desaturate the colors on the pepsi machine so it matches the surroundings
Saturate it more. Everyone needs to notice it.
you guys are killin me here
I dunno… I think if I were playing i’d notice the zombie more than the pepsi. Desaturate the zombie or remove them from the game completely. Just some advice from someone who took a class in marketing.
But now it looks like the person is running from the pepsi, and that’s not good for their brand
The person is pointing a gun at the product Fix it
HOLY SHIT
