Lauren Zizes

Lauren Zizes - Miss, Ma'am or Mistress to Switches/subs. Manager of Kuft kink club in Tampa. 1 Claim: Trent. This is an RP blog, and is in no way affiliated with Glee, Ashley Fink or any other actors portrayed there within.

[badassmamazizes]

biitterbenson:

It was a drag in college, it’s still a drag now. I should have known. I’m sneaky enough for it, but I do not have the patience for stupid cases.

If George can tear himself away from his work, I’m sure he’d at least like that. Keyword being ‘if’. He loves his job too much. Sometimes I think he loves it more than me, which is saying something.

Well, that’s good to hear. I might have to get back into the rhythm of dragging George over to see you, have some fun.

You definitely should have known. It’s gonna take you how many years before you get the interesting cases?

He’s got a big heart, Wright, can’t fault him for that. You know he loves you more than the job, though.

You should! I’m thinking of making a singles night every week and I know you and George could use the chance to chat up eligible subs and Switches.

[badassmamazizes]

biitterbenson:

The only excitement is actually going to court, but even then, I have around about the same amount of people screaming at me as I leave a building here that I did in New York. Law is turning out to be such a drag.

I think a career change is a little premature, however. I just need to sift through the dreck that the government has caused with their retesting and law amendments. Positively riveting, as you’d imagine.

I need nights off, and things to do. People to see. I’d consider taking a holiday if I weren’t so bogged down with work.

But that’s enough about me and my troubles. How is Kuft holding up?

I think Law has always been a drag, you’re just only now seeing it. People screaming at you is all part of being a Lawyer, or so says Law & Order.

Nights off would be good, a vacation too. I’m sure your husband would appreciate the chance to get away with you.

Kuft is fairing better than ever. Business is up, my boss is pleased and my customers are happy. Can’t complain, honestly.

[badassmamazizes]

biitterbenson:

I’m at the point in my life where someone spilling coffee all over themselves at work is considered the highlight of my day. Someone take me out back and put me out of my misery.

Sounds like you need a new job or more down time for fun if that’s the highlight of your day.

[badassmamazizes]

Ziyote Texts 4/11/18

Zizes: Hey Outlaw, whaddya say we grab some dinner tonight?

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rubywng:

I don’t think I’m the favorite one, but I have to admit they pay a bit more for my private dances, so I don’t know what that means, but hey, a bit more of money doesn’t hurt, right?

I’ll make sure to check it out. Maybe whenever I have a day off and I feel like doing something different.

Nah, more money never hurts but I still maintain I’m sure you’re the favorite. My favorite eye candy, at least.

Mention Tumblr and you’ll get half off your first time admission~

[coyote-lawson]

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coyote-lawson:

[Coyote gifts Lauren a brightly colored woven hammock; handmade by an artisan in Nicaragua.  With a lopsided grin and hands in her pockets, Coyote shrugs shyly.]

It’s for your little dude…yanno, so he’ll have a cool place to chill.

@badassmamazizes

[Her eyes can’t help but widen as the gift is shown. Normally Lauren was good at hiding her emotions, but in front of Coyote she didn’t need to. A bright smile stretches from ear-to-ear as her fingers smooth over the fabric, picturing Mati relaxing in it this summer, ‘reading’ one of her Dr. Suess books.]

It’s... gorgeous, Outlaw. [The nickname, usually said with a hint of playfulness, comes out now in a tender tone as her gaze shifts instead to the woman before her. The gift is set aside for her to move over, pressing a soft kiss to her lips.] 

Thank you. Mini Z is gonna love it.

[badassmamazizes]

PM: Nice tits wanna bang? ~outlaw

[PM]: Gee, I dunno if I can make time in my busy schedule.

Where you been, Outlaw?

[badassmamazizes]

coyote-lawson:

PM:  And if I want, like, a lot of one-on-one time?

True…never knew ya to be the lyin’ sort…

[PM]: Well then maybe I come pop into work a little early to accommodate that request.

Why lie? It only leads to hurt feelings. I’d rather be honest. What you see is what you get, y’know?

[badassmamazizes]

badassfuturemamazizes uploaded a new photo:

Managed to do a painting activity post-nap and pre-work with Mini Z. I think we got another picasso on our hands, eh @trentnzizes? #blessed #miniz #childart #toddlerartwork #mommyandmepainting

[badassmamazizes]

PM: Nice tits wanna bang? ~outlaw

[PM]: Gee, I dunno if I can make time in my busy schedule.

Where you been, Outlaw?

[badassmamazizes]

coyote-lawson:

PM: I brought you stuff back, don’t go gettin’ upset, mamacita. Way better than a postcard too. You gonna be around the club tonight? I can give it to ya then.

Aw man, Z…ya mean it?

[PM]: You did, huh? Interested to see what it is. Yup. I’m there 3-2. Club doesn’t open until 4:30, but if you wanna drop by early I’ll let you in for a little one-on-one time.

You know me, C, I don’t say things I don’t mean.

[badassmamazizes]

sirasslex:

Shit, it’s been two years since she popped out already? Growin’ up so fast, and probably gonna be just like her mama. Tell T-Dog he’d better keep an eye on her, she’s gonna be a headstrong one.

Alright, ya got me there. You know I’ve never been good at being patient, though. But (ha ha!) if your glorious ass is in attendance, as is mine, the party will be a blast. That’s all the gift I need.

Right?! I’m like Fuck I’m getting old! She’s starting to get some words and even without them she’s got her Mama’s attitude. I’ll tell him you said so, but trust you me he’s already got his eye on her. He stopped working at the club so he could have more time with her.

Nope, but that’s what I like most about makin’ ya wait, A. Sounds like it’s gonna be a kickass time.

[badassmamazizes]

PM: Nice tits wanna bang? ~outlaw

[PM]: Gee, I dunno if I can make time in my busy schedule.

Where you been, Outlaw?

[badassmamazizes]

coyote-lawson:

PM:  Nicaragua…

My bro got me a last second ticket for a surf trip and, like, didn’t tell me it was one way.  Took me a ‘lil bit to scrape up enough green to get home.

[PM]: Nicaragua? With no post card? Tsk tsk, Outlaw. I thought we were friends.

You could’ve messaged me, C. I would’ve wired you some cash...

[badassmamazizes]

sirasslex:

Oh, yeah. How’s tot!Zizes doin’ these days? Keeping her mama on her toes, I’m guessin’?

C’mon, you ask that like I don’t spend most of my nights at Kuft. Dancing, obviously. Then music. Then boarding. Illegal substances is up there somewhere too. Why? Gonna get me somethin’ nice, pretty face?

Mini Z’s doin’ well. Toddling around like she owns the place. Can’t believe she’s gonna be 2 in September. Oh yeah, she keeps me and her dadda on our toes for sure.

I can still ask what your favorite things are aside from that, sweetcheeks. Maybe I am, maybe I’m not. Guess you’re just gonna have to wait and see, huh?

[badassmamazizes]

sirasslex:

You got it, mamacita. Glad to hear you’ll be comin’ along.

There’s a warehouse that’s usually used for parties downtown– I know the guy who runs the place, and he owes me a favour. So, he’s letting me use the place for this Friday night, and he’s DJing. There’ll be booze, there’ll be music, there’ll be dancing. Should be rad.

Sounds like my kinda party. I’ll get a sitter and have Maureen take my shift at the club so I can make it.

What’s your favorite thing in life?

[badassmamazizes]

PM: Nice tits wanna bang? ~outlaw

[PM]: Gee, I dunno if I can make time in my busy schedule.

Where you been, Outlaw?

[badassmamazizes]

sirasslex:

So, there’s a very special someone’s birthday coming up, and between you and me, the internet, I think we should celebrate it right. That’s right, ya boi’s turning 25 on the first of April, which is as good an excuse as any to drink until we black out. Who’s in?

I’m down. Shoot me the deets.

[badassmamazizes]

twitter update

@infractusanimo: wow it's already easter again-- can u believe the easter bunny died for our sins, what a hero #blessed

@badassmamazizes: @infractusanimo but not before he laid a shit ton of cadbury eggs #hellyeah

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rubywng:

Huh, I’ll save it for another time when I have something to celebrate or drown my sorrows on… or good company, because why not?

Still, that’s huge. I haven’t been there, but the other strippers are talking about it all the time, so I may go there sometime and see it for myself. Oh, really? Then I’ve seen you around at some point, but you know, I was probably busy at that time.

Sounds like quite the plan.

You haven’t? You should definitely check it out sometime. Oh probably, you seem to be quite the favorite at your work, eh?