come join the bad bitch club

Anna | 18 | NZ

[guillxtines]

my mom is convinced that kim k is becoming a lawyer so trump can appoint her attorney general

[tchaikovskaya]

ur mom is woker than everyone here combined

[dxrthdxddy-deactivated20200531]

what does it mean when they always come back to you

[spaceysteph-deactivated20221113]

You leave the door open

[dxrthdxddy-deactivated20200531]

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[technicalamends]

[golddustfaggot-deactivated20170]

White people

[toney-starks]

Me @ Everyone

[imalwaysaslutfordrag]

All the straights at the Met Gala:

[comrade-cabbage]

twinks be like

*twink noise*

[wigreveal]

Hi sisters!

[in-sumerian-haze]

[teyrrorize]

[gayhaircut]

honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

[gayhaircut]

ladies are u all ok

[lizzey-deactivated20191029]

no

[tommyverscetti-deactivated20141]

*opens photobooth to take selfie*

“maybe some other time”

[torukou]

[metaru-lee]

[quecono]

Me as a lawyer

BUT, your honor, I googled it twice 

[trillow-deactivated20131226]

“hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-” “haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE”

[youregoingtopieinthere]

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

Up in the club like

My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please