I Like Bad Books

This is a place to document all of the horrid book quotes and bad titles that I have found.

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Here’s another gem from The Darkest King.

I have never heard nor seen anybody use the phrase “nuts up” once in my twenty-one years of being alive.

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I want to die.

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The Art of Racing in the Rain, Garth Stein

How is it that so many men can't apply basic physics to boobs??

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My breasts often violently shoot at people when I drop my hands.

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Desperate Measures - Stuart Woods

The magic vagina pocket.

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Cowboy Wolf Trouble.

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Onision's description of a woman crying is the worst thing I have ever read.

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Greg what the fuck

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Just the cover of this romance novel makes me feel ill.

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The Dogs, Scott Smith

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I will never be able to forget the phrase “Barbie doll vagina” for the rest of my days.

I will be on my death bed, gesturing for my grown child to come close to my old, withered face so that I can use the last of my strength to share my last words with them and instead all I will say is, “She had a Barbie doll vagina”

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Haruki Murakami (again)

That's the worst thing about when women die, their lovely breasts vanish -- disappear without a trace.

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This description of our male romantic lead is curious to me because the sheer size of him feels like it goes way beyond being dangerously sexy and instead it’s just absurd and honestly uncomfortable.

From Dark Lover by J. R. Ward.

[clovencraft]

trans rights 🌸✨

[n-yks]

Percy jackson fans stay winning

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what the actual fuck

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Men don’t know women can pee

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ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

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Hot and Badgered is such a delightfully bad title for a romance novel (one about a were-badger, by the way) that it brings me such immense joy.

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Now this one isn’t even clever. Y’all can’t just stick ‘wolf’ into a well known phrase and call it a book title.

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I wish I had something witty to say about how unintelligible and confusing a pun this title is but I can’t think of anything that’s funnier than the title so I won’t even try.

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I have found the best line in the history of literature. From The Chosen by J. R. Ward.