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NOT SPOILER FREE ~~ Faeries, Fantasy and Fangirling. Also posting as rachelillustrates (art blog, similar themes).

[badgerthegnome]

The Muppet Show: Ruth Buzzi & Sweetums - "Can't Take My Eyes Off of You"

[preserving-tiktok]

[terraswallows]

Biting means you like them.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[queenanthai]

I love that at no point was he even close to getting the name of the source material right because he was so distracted by his sexy wife

[creatingblackcharacters]

He was close! He said Queen of the Gyatdamned! That's close!

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

I feel fairly confident that he absolutely referenced the source material at his first comment and has a thing for vampires in fiction.

[teaboot]

To further my efforts to teach Ollie that Human Bed is a "No Wrassle Zone" I have begun sleeping with a spray bottle that I spritz him with whenever he starts "hunting" me

The good news: He Will Not attack me when I'm looking at him

The bad news: I have created a new, higher-stakes Hunting Game that he is beginning to strongly associate with bedtime

[aphrodisiagia]

I feel like a dropped plate

and all the pieces lost

empty, nothing

but swirls of colour

in my head its empty and I long to go home

when I was 10

I asked to be an adult to get me out

now im here I have no where to go

dreams tell me im a void of complaints

my body tells me im not here

I drive myself into a corner and tell myself im a ghost

and that i dont need to die

because I already am

I haunt people with my feelings

and they exorcise me into obsurecity

but im still here

haunting my hallway

haunting my bedroom

haunting my house

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the doctor down the street who gives me my T shots in a clinic so small that it's just two rooms was excited for me when she said my voice had dropped yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the receptionist who could see that I was a man didn't bat an eyelash when I asked to see the gynecologist and called me sir when he asked how I wanted to pay yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the barber cuts my hair exactly how I want it and never gave me strange looks for being in a men's salon not even back when I didn't pass as one

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my friends have always gendered me correctly and stick to it even when it confuses other people and my friend's little sibling calls me older brother in Kannada yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my dog learned my new name quicker than the humans and she runs to give me a kiss when she's told to without being confused about who's being referred to

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I can feel the Adam's apple growing in my throat and my muscles getting stronger, and my smile more real and I'm growing a beard, and I talk more freely

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I'm here, and I'm alive, and so are you and there are good people, people who care and don't let them make you forget that-- you are not alone.

[bisonwares]

Showing off the Arapaima I made! (Pattern also made by me)

This was the test of the new pattern and I love her. 🎏💕

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[allofthedoodles]

Some little pride mermaid kittys! 🐱🏳️‍🌈✨

[nomelet01]

seagull harpy girl here to steal your french fries

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

[splend-42]

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

[deliriumcrow]

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

[cipheramnesia]

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

[patrickat]

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

[avron]

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

[digitaldiscipline]

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

[littlestpersimmon]

deity who watches over house cats

[cooking-with-hailstones]

Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????

[landsccape]

[wei--wuxian]

does anyone else understand the very specific emotion that is just….. Lord of the Rings ?? like.. do you ever just think about it or imagine reading the books or something, and you just feel it… idk what else to call it other than the LotR emotion…

two kinds of people

[mistandshcdow]

and that’s why they’re soulmates

[my-dailydreams]

[goth-queen]

Goddess of Depression by Victor Nazarenko