Badger Says Stuff

Call me Badger - Asexual/Panromantic - Wannabe Writer - Icon by @PeachThePlum

[jame7t]

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

[jame7t]

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

[toscrollperchancetomeme]

The Vampire Chronicles Books

Vs.

The Immortal Universe tv shows

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[mad-scientist-enthusiast]

This, too, is Devil's Minion 🙂‍↕️

[lioncourtz]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.07 | "The Failures"

[deadeyesopened]

[miscellaneous-marios]

[bloop-doop-woople-deactivated20]

Repairing with gold, kintsugi

[stagbeetleboy]

I was gonna describe Palpatine’s spaces as like the bloody insides of a large beast, but the more I thought about it

…Palpatine’s office is a womb right? Its where Sidious’ perfect apprentice is developed. He’s nurtured in this space by Palpatine until he Anakin leaves it reborn Vader.

Like there’s really so much to say about Palpatine and yonic symbolism.

He’s also almost an anti-mother. With Anakin only knowing a mother’s love, and both of his major conflicts being about saving his mother and the mother of his children, Palpatine is a perversion of both. With Palpatine eventually replacing both Shmi and Padmé. Initially taking a nurturing role throughout his conflict over his mother, and eventually becoming the person Vader is most dedicated to through his conflict over Padmé.

Shmi’s child (Anakin) dies and is reborn Darth Vader. Idk it’s just paired with the raw bloody entrance like outfit we wears. They’re in this red organ like office and Vader is being born through Sidious. Its almost a gory birth scene.

Then there’s like the inverse of Anakin with his mother happening in this scene. With Palpatine arriving on time.

[bucketofdeltav]

...okay I had to read the words 'Palpatine and yonic symbolism' with my own two eyes so now you do too. I wish I could find one single thing about this to dispute but I can't.

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The orb delights him

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[ministarfruit]

weird kid legolas is something that is so silly and precious to me

[importantpics]

[misericordiia]

gen z deadbeat father who left to get oat milk and a vape

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[maxknightley]

I do really like the visual storytelling of "ribbit putting a bow on jax to signify that She Understands Jax Wants To Be A Girl." bc like. their designs lean away from the "90s CGI" iconography you see with characters like Kinger or Gangle, and towards "classic cartoon" iconography. they're both archetypal Funny Animals, complete with "pants but no shirt" and "neck accessory to separate the head from the body, making them easier to animate."

and in that visual idiom, everyone knows that the only real difference between a boy and a girl is that the girl has long eyelashes and a bow on her head.

[maxknightley]

which also makes it really funny to me that there are people who tried to deny the obvious transgender subtext of that scene. noooo the guy with the whole monologue about how "we're all cartoon characters" blushed when his best friend put The Ultimate Cartoon Signifier Of Femininity on him for normal cisgender reasons

[claypigeonpottery]

I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed

I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao

[raychleadele]

I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[shittinggold]

Buffy Summers + text posts (6/?)

[importantcatpics]

[keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen]

Need one more to unlock the door