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[badgirl1086]

friend: wymd? (what u mcdoing?)

me: hamb (having a mcbreakdown)

[cursedimagez]

[beyonslayed]

Post-Trump #looks

[badgirl1086]

new yorker who works at a burger place: welcome to da boiga joint

new yorker who wants a burger: gimme a boiga

new yorker who works at a burger place: one boiga comin up

new yorker who cooks at the burger place: time ta cook a tasty boiga

[awesome-picz]

[ex-sanguinating]

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I’m not a good person.

Ask anyone who knows me.

I’m mean and bitter and a failure at everything that I say I believe.

I’m not a good person.

Ask anyone who loves me.

I never write, I never call, I never think about anyone at all.

I’m not a good person, no matter what I do.

My exhaustion will consume me and I’m too tired for the truth.

I’m not a good person.

I’m sure you’re not surprised.

It must be pouring out my sweat glands, it must be someplace in my eyes.

I don’t know why I am this way.

It’s been like this since I can remember.

I try to keep up with everything I know I should do, but then I fall to pieces anyway.

I don’t know why I am the way.

I’m not a good person, not even to you.

I’m staying home because I can’t stand the sound of another heartbeat in the room.

I’m not a good person.

Fuck it, you know it’s true

I’m lazy, I’m a coward, I’m asleep all day in my room.

I don’t know why I am this way.

It’s been like this since I can remember.

I try to keep up with everything I know I should do, but then I fall to pieces anyway.

I don’t know why I am the way.

[badgirl1086]

me: [skateboards up to you]

me: hi. i can't actually skateboard in real life, but on an internet post, the only limitation is my imagination

me: [keeps skateboarding away, my body starting to transform into a hot pink fighter jet]

[totalslacker-blog]

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The Sonics - The Witch

[roseofcarnage]

Mood

[married-to-amazement]

[huggingthehorse-blog]

[samshepard]

[thursday]

[straightboyfriend]

take me down to New York City where the yorks are new & the city is city

[outtagum]

THE TRUEST OF TWEETS

[alwaysshoutyinphiladelphia]

[wordsnquotes]

ceraunophilia

(noun) With greek origins, ceraunophilia is defined as a deep love of thunder and lightning. It also connotes the idea of finding both intensely beautiful. 

etmology: 

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[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection