Be still, my beating eggs.

Food, puns and sexy men.

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EVERYONE IS STARTING TO REVINE THIS HELP “:^)”

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Chill out!!!

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Psoyche!

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me *surrounded by a pack of wolves that are about to eat me*: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands , i cant pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha !!!! i love you all

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This cat fell in love with a baby before he was born and now guards him all the time.

Photos by ©Liel Ainmar Assayag - Via Pregnancy Videos

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This is so beautiful!!!

[badlittleseed]

Me: why didn't I get full points for annotations

English teacher: you just wrote "savage" every time Lady Macbeth spoke

[unapologetically-human]

The fact that you’re struggling doesn’t make you a burden. It doesn’t make you unloveable or undesirable or undeserving of care. It doesn’t make you too much or too sensitive or too needy. It makes you human. Everyone struggles. Everyone has a difficult time coping, and at times, we all fall apart. During these times, we aren’t always easy to be around — and that’s okay. No one is easy to be around one hundred percent of the time. Yes, you may sometimes be unpleasant or difficult. And yes, you may sometimes do or say things that make the people around you feel helpless or sad. But those things aren’t all of who you are and they certainly don’t discount your worth as a human being. The truth is that you can be struggling and still be loved. You can be difficult and still be cared for. You can be less than perfect, and still be deserving of compassion and kindness.

Daniell Koepke  (via internal-acceptance-movement)

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What was so bad about Stephanie’s outfit that she was being punished for it? Her exposed collarbone. Her mother was called to the school but even after giving her daughter a scarf, the outfit was still deemed inappropriate.

This may have been the last straw though, as the Kentucky students’ latest effort to fight back may actually get the dress code changed.

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Oh my God, you can’t even see her fucking collarbone! I had to squint to find it! WHAT THE FUCK.

[websandwhiskers]

SERIOUSLY?  Swap out the jeans for a pair of slacks, and I’d wear that to WORK.

[hellchilde]

this just in: girls are not allowed to have bones. you must become invertebrates. ooze to class, leaving a trail of slime

[56blogsstillcrazy]

SO DOPE

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[meangirlnurse]

i’m pretty that everyone familiar with these movies has thought about this at least once

[thugilly]

dead

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[fruitsgardens]

my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

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ryan reynolds’ tweets about his daughter are my absolute favorite

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