low iron, high noon

[badonfulus]

Does anyone remember roughly when ‘sad sad cry’ started to be said? I know it’s been ramping up recently but I dont remember how long ago Sullivan first said it.

I have a deep and profound urge to make a sad sad cry compilation, it just moves me so.

[badonfulus]

I don’t think it’s even possible for us 21st century raw brainers to fathom the bdsm discourse probably going on in the dune universe, but these are some that I think would get brought up every year:

can two bene gesserit consentingly use the voice on each other

mentat/non-mentat IQ gap

vibrating heart plugs as harkonnen cultural imperialism

normalised melange use

gladiatorial combat at pride

gom jabbar play without using meta-cyanide

does clear consent from someone also imply consent from them as a telepathic unborn child experiencing their entire life in an instant (because they are one entity and any choice made by one is made by both) or do the baby and adult need to give consent separately (because they experience it at two different points in time, making it effectively two separate encounters)

“thumping”

[badonfulus]

some further dicourses:

the fetishisation of fremen attitudes about bodily fluids

voyeurism by means of prophetic visions

fear of ‘attracting a sandworm’ as an excuse for bad sex

is being merged with a sandworm a queer identity

the energy cost of using shields for bondage/chastity

harkonnen toys/activities that expect you to have a healing tar pit available

guys, i know it seems funny to suck off the throat singing guy while he’s chanting, but it’s starting to distract the blood slaves from their torturous existence.

injuries from diy sex machines using an ornithopter motor

[badonfulus]

All I’m saying is that if you asked a wizard to write an ability for a character called ‘the wizard’, the botc wizard ability is exactly what they would come up with.

[astronomodome]

I like the BOTC subreddit because without context it looks like a help forum for fantasy wizards

[dragongirlsnout]

When you drink a minuscule amount of alcohol and still get absolutely wasted: Night of the Hog

When you drink a ton and yet feel nothing out of the ordinary: Night of the Wolf

[dragongirlsnout]

I reference this literally every time I'm at a bar because I somewhat convinced I saw it in a tumblr post somewhere but I have been informed that this is not in fact a known tumblr post in circulation and I was shown a prophetic vision at some point leading me to form the dichotomy from first principals

[badonfulus]

I don’t think it’s even possible for us 21st century raw brainers to fathom the bdsm discourse probably going on in the dune universe, but these are some that I think would get brought up every year:

can two bene gesserit consentingly use the voice on each other

mentat/non-mentat IQ gap

vibrating heart plugs as harkonnen cultural imperialism

normalised melange use

gladiatorial combat at pride

gom jabbar play without using meta-cyanide

does clear consent from someone also imply consent from them as a telepathic unborn child experiencing their entire life in an instant (because they are one entity and any choice made by one is made by both) or do the baby and adult need to give consent separately (because they experience it at two different points in time, making it effectively two separate encounters)

“thumping”

[m-azing1]

Oh yah I love that YouTube channel! You know the one that’s a group of friends playing games they’re all British and one of them is a pale bald man with a red beard that is constantly made fun of for being bald!

[badonfulus]

All these jacks of all trades, all these warrior poets. You never see a polymath at the circus

[badonfulus]

This Halloween, use a circle of chicken salt to give your spells an extra little kick!

[badonfulus]

Fencing women from the polycule feinting in the kitchen; call that the POTS and pans.

[badonfulus]

Pussy nimble pussy quick pussy ride it hard and thick

[badonfulus]

They should make a dating app for musicians and call it timbr

[badonfulus]

Absolutely love the look of jacked up obviously roided guys it’s like one of those really fucked up bulldogs made a wish to become a man

[389]

cooking food is basically DJing. the ingredients are your playlist. low, medium, high heat are your equalizers. mixing tracks are the seasonings. there's now a rave in your kitchen

[sexchangedotcom]

youre saying this radio gave you head ?

[fresh-and-fruit-y]

[nyemnyems]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[trainerdot]

the thing about time loop jokes is, sure, they may be repetitive, but they never get old