What day is it?

[slightmood]

psychic: you’re going to die in a car accident sometime soo- 

me: *is sprinting to the parking lot*

psychic: uh…..don’t you wanna finish the session?

me:

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

people that got the “if im eatin you eating” mentality are the only people im tryna fuck with

[twitterlols]

[raychjackson]

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[jellycatchkid]

Would y'all quit saying “2016 can’t possibly get any worse!” cause it’s taking it as a fucking challenge

[beminevmin]

when someone tries to come between you and your best friend

[workoutinpink]

[sonoanthony]

#CLOCKED

[blackhipsteraesthetic]

Rosemarie wasn’t ready

[onlyblackgirl]

Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

[averagefairy]

small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on

[bruisingfetish]

YAS finally someone said this

[fiftyoneshadesofbear]

Girls with big boobs are jealous of the girls with small chests. Girls with little titties always want bigger ones. There’s no middle ground! Me, I love ALL boobs, regardless of size!  They’re all fun, they’re all gorgeous, and I can’t get enough of them!  Please, feel free to share!

[averagefairy]

everyone please pray for this man he’s so out of his mind he hallucinated the part Where I Asked :/ so sad

[weavemama]

@ 2017 bitch before u even think about fuckin us over just please…….. think abt what that hoe 2016 did to us,, you don’t have to stoop to their level, you can be great, you can be the bitch everyone loves, the bitch everyone appreciates, the bitch everyone thanks for being giving us a good year, you are capable of being That Bitch™

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[paprika]

[gullahch1ld]

I really hate seeing y'all go through tough times.. I hope life becomes kind to y'all

[mysoleisred]

Things I want in the next 5 years

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

[micdotcom]

In case you need somewhere to go today/tonight:

The Melting Pot

Christmas Eve menus and hours change by location.

Waffle House

Open every day of the year at every hour

IHOP

Open 24/7, it’s never a bad time to stuff your face with seasonal dark chocolate peppermint pancakes.

Olive Garden

Closing hours will vary by location.

Benihana

Check with your local restaurant for hours.

Ruth’s Chris Steak House

Starting at 2 p.m., Ruth’s Chris will be sizzling up steaks, sides and sweets for Christmas Eve.

Cheesecake Factory

Hours will change by location, and a company representative recommends calling your local restaurant for hours.

Chipotle

Chipotle representative confirmed that Chipotle restaurants will be open on December 24, but close at 3 p.m. in their respective time zones. Chipotle will be closed Christmas Day.

Red Lobster

A representative for Red Lobster confirmed that the restaurant will be open on Christmas Eve, but closed Christmas Day.

Starbucks 

Closing hours varying by location. Read more

[lovelyardie]

boosting for my followers with abusive families, homeless followers, or followers who simply do not celebrate christmas.

[prive-elegance-deactivated20180]

[kingrudegyalchina]

I really want to learn

[latenitelevision]

her hacking skills are incredible

[theblackmatador]

Damn put her whole life out there. A great example of prime savagery

[reverseracism]

IDONT even feel bad :)

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

😂😂😂😂😂

[amos-burton]

Captain America : The First Avenger + Favorite Characters.