Yoshimaru Tokugawa

I aspire to be a rice bean bun. I will be the best bean bun of all time This is also slightly a MADOKA magica blog

[hillbillyplease]

[h0odrich]

[willow-s-linda]

Merdad and merbaby

Don’t ask me how the book doesn’t fall apart

[transylvanianosmosis]

this is so overwhelmingly cute

[ethanwearsprada-deactivated2015]

[ottermatopoeia]

[slimetony]

my ceiling fan has been clicking for months now and im starting to think the clicking is morse code intended to subconsciously reprogram me to be sad and tired all the time

[qui-bono]

Sounds like the ball bearing s are starting to go.

[slimetony]

Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows Shit About Ceiling Fans. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I’ve had the ceiling fan since I was in the 5th fucking grade. I may have lost the remote for it years ago but believe me I know this baby inside out. I don’t know what the fucking a ball bearing is. I’ve never seen one and frankly it sounds like bullshit. Believe me when I tell you, I don’t have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know shit about what goes on in my life. Think for a fucking moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about ball bearings. Have you ever been to my house? seen my ceiling fan? I sincerely doubt it because I haven’t had friends over to my house since the Bush administration. Thats a very narrow window of time in which you could have seen my ceiling fan. And even then you probably hadn’t completed your course at the fucking ceiling fan academy. I worked at Home Depot for almost two years and I can tell you I spent my time in the department with the ceiling fans. I actually spent most of my time in the garden and patio section, but believe me, we had fans out there, big industrial ones. They kept us cool and I never heard a single fucking thing about a ball bearing. Please get fucked.

[carstaired]

have you ever tried to write a diary it’s freakin hard and all the movies lied ok

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

Advice to everyone who feels the undying need to send anonymous hate.

[onlyblackgirl]

Love this.

[tomfletcherscats]

i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”

[baeconbitz]

Hawkmoth: Well, well, Ladybug and Chat Noir. In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!

Chat Noir: You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a belief!

Hawkmoth: Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!

Chat Noir: Justice is a non-corrosive metal!

Hawkmoth: But metals can be melted, by the heat of revenge!

Chat Noir: Revenge is best served cold!

Hawkmoth: But it can easily be reheated in the microwave of akumatization!

Chat Noir: Well, I think you're warranty's about to expire!

Hawkmoth: Maybe I got an extended warranty!

Chat Noir: Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for it's intended purpose!

Ladybug: Girls, girls, you're both pretty. Can I purify the akuma now?

[baara]

“ok so in the middle of a vine my brother found a snake in the kitchen”

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

This is a work of art.

[eziocauthon89]

OK, but where was that vine going originally?

[thetattedstoner]

Hope you find someone with some genuine mutual feelings fam

[666chula]

This good karma needs to be passed

[southsideshortyy]

I hope you get that job you need

[hvchiko-blog]

I hope some money comes your way.

[dee-termined]

I hope that stress you have goes away

[swingset-love]

I hope you feel good and okay in the morning

[thatonegaykidastrologer-blog]

I hope you feel loved and safe

[yepuji]

I hope everyone passes their exams this year

[thequantumqueer]

i hope you make it to next year’s birthday.

[dogzzilla]

View this post on Instagram

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

SICK!

[opalmantis]

so talented!

[psychodeliccc]

omg

[milkoes-deactivated20181230]

today is the 3 year anniversary of ‘what to heck’. god bless

[sipnsyphe]

I remember when I thought I was gon be a virgin my wholeeeeee life.

[fvckintiredofit]

Arent you?

[sipnsyphe]

I wish lmfao

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

He a hoe.

[sipnsyphe]

You supposed to be on my side nigga lmfao xD

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

Lol, my bad. I got you next time.

[sipnsyphe]

Tryna direct the attention away from you, HE DA HOE ^^ lmao

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

Wrong guy.

[sipnsyphe]

Don’t believe him

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

Would y'all believe this hoe over me?

[sipnsyphe]

Don’t trust this model nigga, they all hoes lmao

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

He a tumblr nigga with a beard. He’s a hoe by default.

[sipnsyphe]

NIGGA YOU FROM FLORIDA!

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

You’re from Detroit though. It’s been scientifically proven hoes live in the north.

[sipnsyphe]

DOWN SOUTH NIGGAS AIN’T SHIT CHU MEAN BRUH!? LOL

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

Aren’t you a rapper? When’s the last time a rapper wasn’t a hoe?

[sipnsyphe]

I ain’t a rapper nigga, I’mma Emcee.

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

Something a hoe would say.

[sipnsyphe]

Takes one to know one

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

You right.

[sipnsyphe]

Teamwork make da dream work

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

My nigga.

[sipnsyphe]

Sho’nuff

[atumlives]

Sooooooo y'all both hoes??

[sipnsyphe]

@lionmighty

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

Us? Hoes?

[sipnsyphe]

Where? 

[caliloner559-deactivated2019120]

Lmao this is the greatest post of all time

[getlostinmymelanin-deactivated2]

Bruh

[blackraystyles]

Lmfaoooo the timeline!!! Hahah

[blackfrostxxxii]

True brotherhood lol

[theryanproject]

This is legendary right here

[tobamory]

@jaded-misfits

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘😭😭😭😭

[mrclassyclass]

I don’t even know anymore…