*fondly recalls a recent sauce*

Jamie; I once matched with Ben Hutton on bumble but nothing ever came of it. Mobile Links

[rhosegold]

body goals: the healthiest version of myself

[catboy-joyfriend]

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

[baehutt10]

When we my sisters and I have our work friends over, they always have to bring a plain old fashioned Timbit for our dog so she doesn’t get mad at them for being in the house

[baehutt10]

Does anyone know how Hot Dog Horvat is doing?

[typhlonectes]

[wholesome90stv]

Wishbone (his real name was Soccer) was born on May 17th, 1988

[wholesome90stv]

Happy birthday Wishbone!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[logansfavoritegirl]

@ballsackler69 I have an announcement

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

EGGS BENEDICT CASSEROLE WITH EASY EGGS BENEDICT SAUCE

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[yms1]

I have two problems in life:

difficulty sleeping

difficulty waking up

[baehutt10]

Whenever I have extra time at work, usually Sundays, I like to make cookies for the other kitchen staff and since our dishwashers are literal children (like 14-17) they get so excited about freshly baked chocolate chip cookies

[assiraphales]

“ yOu wAnt a PieCE of ME?” “YES!” *bites a bitch*

[ive-been-mistreated]

#ELMO VIOLENCE MOMENTS

[brucebocchi]

they had to put him down for this

[commiescummie]

i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone

[teacupfulofstarshine]

other favorites include

- “moo juice!”

- E G G - G I E

- BUTTER GO BRRRRRRRR

[only-in-movies]

- Floof powder

[angryalliterations-deactivated2]

F I R E

[xanthumn]

[zohbugg]

[A link to his YouTube if you do not have tiktok]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[emptycontainer]

[nerdyvocals]

This is like. The opposite of the recovery position

[whatrturtles]

[bang]

[angstytwat]

It's him. It's Lettered Kenny

[twitblr]

Minimum wage doesn’t make sense anymore (x)

[baehutt10]

The lead singer of Nickelback was at my work today and he tipped a server $1800 on an $8 bill