I Have One Cat

her name is Ouija. mine is Jo. this is a side blog.

[maisonderriere]

The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

[jonah-dean]

I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.

[gookied-deactivated20181011]

it’s me

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

[animatedtext]

[straightboyfriend]

me discovering my inner worth

[h8moshofficial-deactivated20161]

what a wholesome post

[memesfever]

[doktorgirlfriend]

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

[falseknees]

We all are.

[setheverman]

hello welcome to my house don’t be too loud or the attic demons will murder you would you like something to drink? :)

[defalt-jb-defalt-deactivated202]

hi quick question, can i fuck the demons

[setheverman]

why do i even go on this website anymore

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[egberts]

cats don’t understand what it means when you give them kisses ):

[crimeronan]

good news tho!!  they understand it 2 a point (i was distraught about this post so i looked it up)

cats don’t kiss like humans but they do appreciate human touch and feel loved when u kiss and pet them

they don’t understand kisses but they accept them as forms of affection n love

ur cat knows u love them

[jezunya]

You can also help them understand by mixing kisses with rubbing your cheek/nose/forehead over the top of their head, their cheek, or down their shoulders, just like cats rub against each other and humans to show affection. Also gently bonking foreheads to imitate the ‘I love you please pet me’ headbutt. Brushing & scratching at itchy spots for them imitates the grooming that cats who live together in colonies do for each other. Basically just try to find hygienic ways of imitating cat social behaviors, short of actual licking, lol. 

My cat will touch her nose to mine & rub her cheek across my face, which allows me to plant a kiss on her cheek. When she’s sitting in my lap, she’ll tip her head back until I lean down and kiss or nuzzle the top of her head. I’ve even found her occasionally trying to imitate the “mwah!” sound of my kisses, where she’ll nuzzle my face and make little chirping “mah! mah!” sounds. Cats are pretty smart little social creatures; they’ll figure out how to speak your language, especially if you put in the effort to speak theirs. 

[stronghallelujahsroll]

@bigfootbutch

[baenerysmotherofcats]

“Cats are pretty smart little social creatures; they’ll figure out how to speak your language, especially if you put the effort to speak theirs.”

This is so true! My baby is a shy little thing and while she’s super social and has a big personality, she won’t warm up to you if you’re not polite. You have to stick your index finger out, kind of like saying “hey, it’s me” and wait for her to sniff/run her face along it. Then she accepts the pets. If you just go in and grab her or pet her, she’ll start to avoid you. Even with me, if I’ve been busy or just forgetting a lot, she’ll show her disinterest in me until I shape up again. Bonus points if you actually get on their level and make eye contact.

When she was a kitten and she wanted something, I’d say “what do you want?” and just kind of follow her. She figured out how to show me what she wants pretty quickly and now the asshole will drag me in to clean her litter box if I let it get too full.

And she is a HUGE cuddler. But she’s also love biter, she used to bite my face in my sleep and it could sometimes be less than desirable. I didn’t really want to discourage the behavior because to her, she’s being sweet and showing her affection. Simply kissing her on the cheek and kind of angling her face away from me while doing so gave her the message that I did not like bites. It also works when she tries to groom me.

[luisonte]

[neverthere12345]

[mental-health-recovery]

You’re not reading this by accident.

Everything is going to be okay.

Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before.

You’ve been this uncomfortable, anxious and scared, and you survived.

Close your eyes and feel the universe within you making a way for you right now.

[hand]

when your joke ruins a conversation but you know it was amazing

[flexibilitas-cerea]

Salem Saberhagen, everyone.

[consivanqueen]

[ballwoyou]