Baffling Being

she/her thoughts, creations, re-blogs mostly Gilmore Girls, Supernatural, Twilight

[saltygilmores]

Sorry boo you can’t get a break yet. Hang in there.

[bafflingbeing]

one of my friends is in a situationship with a guy who is somewhat of a public figure (actually in the sports world lol) but she looks him up online so often that he is a recommended search in the internet browser widget on her phone lmao

and just imagine the hollanov version of this. Shane is looking up "Ilya Rozanov" on google every second of every day and has to (badly) hide his phone screen at all times:

cannot let any one see recommended searches, cannot let anyone see youtube watch history, cannot let anyone see incoming text messages

and I just imagine him being so obvious and so bad at trying to hide his phone

[aslongasitsblack]

i know ilya is dyyyyying to bling shane out he’s typing cartier dot com into his iphone the moment he gets out of shanes car from the cottage after they get married he buys shane a four carat engagement ring that he knows shane will never ever wear but he likes to bring it out occasionally and slip it on shanes finger when they’re cooking so shane’s ring finger is weighed down while he’s chopping carrots into oblongs he one time is seriously in dm talks with an instagram chain artist to get shane an iced out cuban link with ‘24’ in diamonds before shane talks him out of it saying its literally a down payment for a house and ilyas like baby you are worth it. you are worth more. yuna and shane have that conversation from gilmore girls where shane is like “he bought me this bag…i think its called a birkin” and yunas like “a birkin bag? a birkin bag! a birkin bag for shane…” shane goes home and is like dont buy me fucking million dollar purses and ilya sulks that he’s spent years putting down money with his sales associate at hermes to get this opportunity shane asks if he bought all his girls a birkin and ilya very seriously responds you buy dior for your hoes. you only buy your wife a birkin. when shane finally breaks through his prison of masculinity he wears a tasteful curated selection of jewellery (a paperclip chain bracelet, a t-bar necklace and his wedding ring) that he only finds out the collective price of when a twitter account does some googling and finds out he’s wearing hundreds of thousands worth of white gold. shane’s version of this is wordlessly paying ilyas parking fines as they come in the mail

[bafflingbeing]

Talking to my partner about a Heated Rivalry AU of Twilight, and I said Bella could absolutely be a professional hockey player, but Edward could never. And he was like, “oh yeah, absolutely, Edward would be the barista” (Kip)

[bafflingbeing]

HOLLANOV X JOY SULLIVAN

Gifs from @ilya-rozanova

Saw this poem by Joy Sullivan, called "Tomatoes," and it reminded me so much of Shane and Ilya in "The Cottage" episode just so earnest in enjoying the simple pleasures of being together :')

[florealgray]

rachel reid is shane’s chuck

[bafflingbeing]

THAT’S MY OPINION

[teddybeardrdean]

I’m so mad Dean Winchester died in 2020 he never got to watch Heated Rivalry (2025) on streaming in his novelty socks in his room in the bunker thinking it was a sports drama and end up having an absolutely devastating out of body experience while being so hard he could pound nails

[bafflingbeing]

so sorry for the heatednatural reblog spam but it is simply so important to me it had to be done

[milfsisyphus]

when ilya first laid a hand on you in regina saskatchewan he was lost

[lycanthropicture]

destiel forever i would kill those hockey nerds one hundred times over in various horrific circumstances for one destiel kiss. in fact i'd trade it for one more destiel episode. not even a kiss not even canon explicit reciprocation. i'd kill those hockey guys one hundred times over just to see cas again.

[freakoutgirl]

Ilya was in Boston learning a form of English that would be of no use to him anywhere outside the state lines

[tiktaalic]

whats crazy about heated rivalry is they’re in love for real and they didnt even pull the other’s soul out of hell with their bare hands. Didn’t know you could do it that way

[daalcuntynatural]

if rachel reid could send shane to the empty she would

[daalcuntynatural]

[tiktaalic]

God take all of Shane Hollanders pain and give it to Dean Winchester

[steveyockey]

I know how you see yourself, ilya. you see yourself the same way our league see you. you're destructive, and you're angry, and you're broken. you're "daddy's blunt instrument." And you think that hate and anger, that's... that's what drives you, that's who you are. it's not. and everyone who knows you see it. everything you have ever done, the good and the bad, you have done for love. you took care of your family back in russia for love. you fought for this whole world for love. that is who you are. you're the most caring man on earth. you are the most selfless, loving human being I will ever know.

[slaygentford]

oh and he has depression and his mom is dead I'm sure. and he parties too much yeah I'm sure. and he can never go home right right right. I said oh I'm sure