Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Mike Driver
Janaina Medeiros
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
@theartofmadeline
NASA
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DEAR READER
titsay
dirt enthusiast
noise dept.
Three Goblin Art
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JBB: An Artblog!
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izzy's playlists!
YOU ARE THE REASON
if i look back, i am lost
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@bafflingbooks
hey guys mind if i
it doesnt like the camera!!
let it scream its trying its best for people to hear
you ask why it screams but you insult it…..it had important words to say…now we’ll never know what they are
oh!! youve coaxed it. it will tell you the news!!
it was screaming because it didn’t want you miss out on a present you got :(
it wonders if you’d like to open it?
oh!! it was an invite!!
they hope you enjoy the festivities (screaming) with them!!
screaming babies :<>
an entomologist rates ant emojis
Beautiful big almond eye, realistic and full of expression as she gazes gently at you. Elbowed antennae and delicately segmented legs and body. Gorgeous pearlescent sheen like she is glowing. This ant moisturizes. This ant is round and huggable. This ant is a star. 11/10.
Beautifully detailed, lifelike pose but with an unexpected neck and odd antennae, perhaps scared straight. Her eyes suggest she has seen things. Her expression confirms she has seen too much. She is haunted and I want to know more. 7/10.
Floppy antenna, pointy muppet face, oddly posed legs. What is she? She has no waist. May be she is some kind of bee in disguise? I find her unsettling. 3/10.
This ant has an unexplained, double-jointed thorax, and no evidence of a waist. Her four-footed pose suggests that she a centaur rather than an ant. Centaur ants would be cool. I’m not sure what was intended here. 2/10.
Good first impression, kind of bland in the details. This ant has no particular waist to speak of, floppy rather than elbowed antennae, and an inexpressive face. Her color scheme is soft and hazy. I like the sharp angles of her stylishly sophisticated legs. This ant may not know quite were she is going, but she knows how she is getting there. 6/10.
Were you even trying. 0/10
Gasp! This ant is elegant. This ant has a beautiful tapered thorax, a segmented abdomen, alert, elbowed antennae, and a light-footed pose. This ant’s face suggests curiosity and a desire to explore the world. This ant inspires me. I want to be like her. 10/10
3-legged, waistless centaur-ant with strange, limp antennae and a beak. I don’t know what this is? It kind of reminds me of a Hork-Bajir. 1/10, not an ant.
This ant… makes me sad. All of her legs are broken. The MS Paint art style and gradient abuse convey distress. She has a duck beak. Despite this, her expression suggests perseverance and determined cheerfulness. I want this ant to have a better life. I am rooting for her. 3/10
This ant is a bold and challenging mixture of photorealism and caricature. She is broad and low-built and seems very sturdy. She looks like she would help you move. This ant is a dependable friend. 9/10
A picture of an ant from a children’s book. She is wearing little boots. This ant is wrong in every way, and yet I can’t stay mad at her. 7/10
An interesting, top-down view of an ant; her legs are positioned with slightly jarring symmetry. Nevertheless, her overall impression is that of a graceful, stylized design, like a pictograph. She is suitable for adorning fine garments and jewelry or perhaps gracing the walls of a tiny ant church. I like this minimalist ant. 8/10.
This is a termite. -10/10
tony: BUCKY KILLED MY PARENTS
steve: this is so sad alexa play let it go from the frozen soundtrack
good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever
BFT Book Photo Challenge
Day 18: Summer is coming
“People see what they wish to see. And in most cases, what they are told that they see.” ― Erin Morgenstern, The Night Circus
Who are u supporting in the world cup
Ireland to win, Bulgaria to get the snitch
Have any of your friendships ever ended because you were always the first one to talk to someone and one day you stopped to see if they would talk to you first and they never did so you just stopped talking to each other?
How well do you see color?
I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind
so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.
I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!
7, but i’m an art student so
those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one
monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients
human brain: hehe leg smooth
*looking at a tiger*
monkey brain: that animal right there is a dangerous predator adapted for stalking, chasing, and quickly dispatching of creatures like us. we should find high ground to get away from it before it sees us
human brain: hehe kitty wana pet
monkey brain: the ocean is the last place we want to be right now. we’re not built to swim and we’ll likely drown within five minutes. and let’s not even get into what might want to kill us once we get into open water
human brain: wheee swimmy
By: Alisa Dalia | alisaanton
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)
me, in this economy: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)
me, a known gay: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)
me, an asexual: A WHAT
my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman! me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt
the large man who just obliterated my front door: you’re a wizard harry
me, just harry: a what
i wonder when harry told ron and hermione that the dursleys used to make him live under the stairs
ron: i’m sorry you have to share my room we don’t have much space
harry: that’s fine i used to sleep under the stairs at the dursleys
ron: you slept where now?
*cut to the whole Weasley family dog piling on Ron to prevent him from somehow storming to Privet Drive to kick some ass*
Bold of you to assume they would stop him instead of join in
