Owl! Look to the moon!

§ Trying not to be seen §

[animentality]

[the-ice-queen-623]

I’ve seen an interation of this before bit what if Shallan and Kaladin switched spren

Kaladin: I’m not worthy

Pattern: mmmmmm lies

Kaladin: its my fault tien died

Pattern: lies

Kaladin: I’m going to help Moash kill the king

Pattern: mmmm i dont think so

Shallan: i killed both my parents

Syl: damn girl youre messed up.

Shallan: my first boyfriend tried to kill my mentor

Syl: but you saved her righr?

Shallan: sorta

Syl: thats all I can ask for!

[emily-e-draws]

sylphrena🩵 (a la Alysa Liu)

[cam-pteryx]

The sixteen original shards of Adonalsium

Whimsy, Mercy, Endowment:

Cultivation, Honor, Odium:

Virtuosity, Ambition, Reason:

Autonomy, Invention, Valor:

Preservation, Ruin:

Dominion, Devotion:

This took me quite a long time and I'm not even finished: I want to draw the current status of the shards, including the double shards Harmony and Retribution. But I am really pleased with how this came out.

I tried to go with canon information when available, but there is almost no information on some of the shards so I just went with my own vibes. So then, I decided to go with a "stained glass" look, as if the creator of this piece is an in-universe artist, who knows of the shards but hasn't seen them in person. Hopefully this will age nicer if it turns out my designs are far from canon.

What do you think?

[shreekofjoy]

Yeah? MY OC is so old he was a conspirator in the Shattering. He was soo cool they offered him a Shard and he refused.

Oh right, he can use every magic system in the Cosmere, and he plays the flute, and he is an expert musician.

You know who was the first person he hit? Kelsier. Yeah, my guy is so good he punched Kelsier and dates Jasnah. He's soo cool he can do that yeah?

Did I forget to mention? He can travel to the Realm of Dragons despite not being one. And he's, like, totally cool with the Wind.

[the-ice-queen-623]

I love all the wit kaladin stories theyre so sweet but my favorite has to be the beagle snd the dragon.

Becuase I know Wit was lying about that ending to rage bait kal

“And the dog thought ‘I didnt become a dragon’”

Kaladin got so angry that ir made him consider himself and think “wair should I proud of my accomplishments as well?”

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[uwontrememberme]

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

[confused-stars]

the Stormfather, the Sibling, and the Nightwatcher

truly the gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss of Roshar

[zsenilla]

Red vs. Blue Button Experiment

Everyone in the world must take a private vote by pressing either a red or blue button.

The rules are:

If more than 50 percent press the blue button, everyone survives

If more than 50 percent press the red button, only those who pushed the red one will survive. This means, you will survive for sure. If everyone presses red, everyone survives

What do you choose?

🔴

🔵

Voting ended onMay 17

Pls reblog for a bigger sample size!

[i-am-a-radioactive-paperclip]

i JUST saw a youtube video abt this!

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[rebornautumn]

[murderousjelliebean]

I am death itself, Defeated One. And I've finally caught up to you.

-Kaladin Stormblessed, King of the Drama Queens

[inolienkiki]

By far the best and funniest introduction to an immortal character I’ve ever read was in Warbreaker, where Vasher is consistently presented for the first 400 pages as a grumpy, disheveled, ambiguously moral vigilante, who is competent enough at everything that it’s clear he’s an experienced guy, but has no social graces and barely any reputation except among a few people. He wears rags and ties his pants up with a piece of rope and his closest personal relationship is being a dad slash cleanup crew for a very cursed talking sword with memory issues.

Then, more than 2/3 of the way through the book, he finally has a conversation with another one of the main characters, who asks him about how the magic works. He proceeds to spend the next four pages giving a highly technical explanation of how all of the previously mentioned elements of the magic system function and fit together into a larger whole, explaining what is not known about the magic and detailing numerous edge cases and theoretical situations. His audience is understandably confused about where and when and *why* he got a PhD??

Later he explains how he is also three other apparently unrelated historical figures and a zombie. Of course he has a PhD, he’s old enough to be five different people.