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⚠️YOU ARE ENTERING A PVP ENABLED ZONE⚠️ woke roomba, sleepy doll [she/her, it/its] I play 40k sometimes

[private34457]

Not sure if that's the greatest idea...

Oh well, I guess the power of autism compels all.

[baharrothbluu]

[teardropkettsu]

What it feels like assembling a mini vs remembering I have to prime and paint them afterwards

[baharrothbluu]

I try to do little "story bits" for my 40k armies on occasion, and I kind of wanted to justify why my Iron Warriors warband would have Possessed on hand.

Possession

"The other legions claim that we stave off corruption by cutting off our mutations at their source. It is true. We purge our weaknesses, casting aside the spoiled flesh for the resilience of iron.

"It does not work.

"I have heard my brothers wail in agonizing rage and shriek in rapturous bliss, attempting to tear away their flesh as it regrows, regrows again and again and again, bone and sinew and iron cracking apart and knitting together into grotesque appendages and blasphemous weapons. Whatever is left of them, whatever gibbering shell or shattered husk that remains is thrown to our warband's Daemonsmith, his knowledge of the Neverborn allowing him to rebind their shattered minds into things of unknowable, irrational, almost animal intelligence. He says that they will never die, their wounds blossoming eternally into new maws or gun-barrels or ever-staring eyes.

"I was made to not feel fear. I have fought the Long War for ten thousand years. I have fought legions of the undying Necrontyr, faced the might of the Imperium and the whims of the Neverborn without flinching, felt the very gaze of the gods upon my soul. And yet... when I imagine the sensation of flesh amongst my bionics, I cringe back in what must be terror.

"At least... I pray that it is only imagination."

[computerchipcookie]

Tip: Hold Doll to refill your Mood Meter (and make it feel useful).

[computerchipcookie]

Tip: Doll is loyal. Command it to kill from your Items menu and it will comply without hesitation.

[computerchipcookie]

Tip: Doll is Cute.

[computerchipcookie]

Tip: If you refer to Doll with they/them, it will cleave you in half with its Blade.

[computerchipcookie]

Tip: Read the room.

[anxiousmimicrpgs]

One thing I've been doing for Girl Frame (my mechspoitation/lesbian mech pilot ttrpg) is basically trying to make rules for the characters that get in their way more than they help them

I've been reading Jay Dragon's Expressionist Manifesto, which talks about tension between what the player might want to do and the rules of the game. Rules not so much as an aid but as a restriction that has to be fought against or worked around to achieve your player goals

That led me to the special play for the Mockingbird Girl Playbook:

[acerby]

Isn't Robo Estrogen Amazing!

[acerby]

I made a squeal.

Im trying to be kinder to my past self so made this.

[baharrothbluu]

robot catgirl who brings you computer mice

[meolindoll]

[baharrothbluu]

according to Clarke's third law tech priestesses are technically magical girls

[cannibalcaprine]

robotic tgirl with all her status lights flashing bright red but insists that she's fine, she's just kinda tired, no that's a normal grinding sound for her to make, she's fine, it's fine, really you shouldn't worry about her, she's fine

[lunnefisk]

harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

[sylvansylvain]

Harry: Kim, what's following that kid?

Kim: ...

Harry: What?

Kim: What are you talking about?

Inland Empire [80%]

Looks like you're the only one who can see it.

Harry: The... bone monster?

Kim: The bone monster.

Harry: Yes. The bone monster.

[rockergiirl]

THE BONE MONSTER - As you approach it grins, watching you watching it.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - "Good morning officers."

YOU - Continue looking at the bone monster.

THE BONE MONSTER - It tilts its head to the side quizzically at you.

YOU - Tilt your head in response.

THE BONE MONSTER - It begins leering over you, grinning even harder.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - The kid turns towards you.

PERCEPTION [LEGENDARY: SUCCESS] - For a moment he looked at the bone monster, and then to you.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - "Is there a problem, officers?"

KIM - "You will have to forgive my partner, he has quite an active imagination."

THE BONE MONSTER - "You hear that? I'm just a part of your imagination."

INLAND EMPIRE - I don't think he's a part of your imagination.

[meow-moment]

This man... He can see Ryuk? But how? The only explanation is that he touched my Death Note, but I've had it with me all day! Did he sneak into my room last night while I was asleep? But, all my security measures were intact... And he seems confused, is he putting on an act? Let me see if I can...

"Pardon me officer, I don't think I caught your name?"

"Uh, well that's the thing, I, uh, don't actually remember it at the moment."

Damn him! He knows I need a name to kill, and now he's taunting me! He can see Ryuk, too, so one wrong move could end me! I might have to make the eye deal at this point...

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LOGIC [Medium, failure]: This bone monster is obviously Kira. You are fucked.

Try to make Kim see the bone monster. [Suggestion, Legendary]

Attempt to arrest the bone monster.

Put yourself between the bone monster and Light.

Ask Light for some money.

Try to play it off as a joke and leave quickly. [Composure, Formidable]

[transcyberism]

> Attempt to arrest the bone monster

PERCEPTION [EASY: FAILURE] - You can't tell what gender it is.

YOU - "Excuse me, sir-- or, uh, madam?-- Bone... person..."

THE BONE MONSTER - It laughs, a deep, gutteral sound, like air escaping from the lungs of a corpse. As its jaw moves, you can see rows upon rows of sharp teeth inside its gaping maw.

COMPOSURE [CHALLENGING: SUCCESS] - You stand your ground and manage not to freak out.

YOU - "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to come down to the police station. You... uh, match the description of a suspect... I think."

THE BONE MONSTER - It lets out a loud, phlegmatic belly laugh. "What are you going to do, arrest me?"

AUTHORITY - Damn right you are. Cuff him.

YOU - "Yes, as a matter of fact, I will. You are under arrest on suspicion of being Kira. Put your hands forward, wrists together."

KIM - "How exactly are you going to handcuff a hallucination, Detective?"

THE BONE MONSTER - It laughs again, like this is the funniest thing in the world, before obediently sticking out its arms.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - His eyes go wide and his face goes pale as you place the cuffs on the monster's wrists, before his gaze darts to Kim.

KIM - He is staring at the cuffs. He looks bewildered. "Are those handcuffs... floating?"

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Shit! Ryuk, why did you have to comply?! Is this a game to you? No matter... They still don't realize that I'm Kira, not Ryuk. All I have to do is stay calm and act surprised. I'm sure Ryuk can just escape later, once he gets bored. And this other cop obviously can't see him, so it seems it's only the first one who has touched a Death Note... I just need to make it seem that he's the only one who can see Shinigami. Then I'll seem innocent, and he'll be the suspicious one!

"How did you do that? Is it some kind of magic trick?"

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SHIVERS [Heroic, Success]: As intimidating as it looks, the bone monster isn't the real threat.

Deduce who the real Kira is [Logic, Godly]

Ask Light what he knows about the bone monster.

Tell Kim I-told-you-so.

Convince Light you are a sorcerer [Drama, Impossible]

Ask Light if he has any cigarettes.

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

I don't know shit about Harry's universe but I wanna see where this is gonna go. I vote cigarettes next.

[optimisticlucio]

[valtsv]

the author's barely disguised open wound splattered livid and filthy across everything they create

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[zoi-no-miko]

SPIDERS GEORG ON ONE MILLION CREEP GUYS

[the-song-of-my-life]

“average post on tumblr has a thousand notes” factoid actually a statistical error. average post has 3 notes. Spiders Georg, who escaped containment & got over 1,000,000 notes, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

[baharrothbluu]

I have decided I'm becoming an antipope. am I even catholic? I don't see why that question matters

[scribz-ag24]

idk why people complain about Gates' postgame, i think this scene was very good

[baharrothbluu]

ok but what if fourth 40k army