Bain Googles

(inspired by the others; run by ridersofbrohon)

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

How much can human children eat

will @sigridgoogles take all of her siblings to lothlorien to eat our surplus lembas

[aragorngoogles]

The phrase ¨surplus lembas¨ does not compute. Google, what does it mean? Does @haldirgoogles not believe me capable of eating all the lembas? Allowing there to even be a surplus??????????? Asking 4 a friend.

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

Aragorn, they’re kids. I think you can share your lembas. 

[aragorngoogles]

AHem, I don’t THINK I can do anything, thank you

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

I think you can. 

[aragorngoogles]

First you send @celeborngoogles to Mirkwood, and then you give all my lembas away? Idk if our bromance can make it past this, man.

[haldirgooglesdeactivate]

-Sigh-

Im not giving your lembas away, im sharing it with starving children. 

Are you against feeding starving children?

[aragorngoogles]

Ahem, because of the good relations between our lands, I believe that they are no longer starving? Correct me if wrong.

[sigridgoogles]

We aren’t starving… But to answer Haldir’s question my brother eats a lot. We’d be happy to come visit.

[baingoogles]

I don't eat THAT much... Do I?

[baingoogles]

why do we have a tapestry of the Durin line

who’s Frerin

[taurielgoogles]

How to get confiscated dwarf weapons from Mirkwood armory for @kiligoogles Yule gift

How to get @legolasgoogles to help

How to get @bardgoogles to keep @thranduilgoogles busy

[thranduilgoogles]

Oh?

@bardgoogles​ I suggest the following diversion:

Originally posted by rowanprimrose

And this:

Originally posted by celesexually

And perhaps this as well:

Originally posted by ikica86

For this I shall gladly look the other way, my dear Captain.

[scathagoogles]

*choking* That distracted ME

[baingoogles]

i didn’t need to see this x.x

[tildagoogles]

how to get pet dwarves

[origoogles]

What does being a pet entail?

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

I wouldn’t do it @origoogles, she’ll forget to feed you. 

[baingoogles]

@tildagoogles you can’t have a dwarf for a pet that’s dumb. Da’s thinking of getting a bat or something, right @bardgoogles?

[thraingoogles]

@sigridgoogles how go things in Dale?

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

We are good here in Dale, @thraingoogles. No signs of dragons, orcs, or outbursts of fires or rebellion. 

[thraingoogles]

Good!

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

How do things fare in Erebor? Cool, dark, and quiet, I hope?

[thraingoogles]

Yes. I do apologize for my grandsons absence.

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

I’m sure he’s busy doing his princely duties. And other things. Yule is coming soon.

[baingoogles]

@sigridgoogles misses her boyfriend

[meludir-googles-deactivated]

How to tell @thranduilgoogles I can hear him and @bardgoogles having sex???

[baingoogles]

this is not something i wanted to see ever

[meludir-googles-deactivated]

Would you like some wine?

[baingoogles]

yes please

[meludir-googles-deactivated]

How to tell @thranduilgoogles I can hear him and @bardgoogles having sex???

[baingoogles]

this is not something i wanted to see ever

[clodiasbird]

why are little sisters so annoying

can I start an older-brothers-only club

@filigoogles @thetwinsgoogle @baingoogles @thoringoogles @dorigoogles you are all invited to join it

[thetwinsgoogle]

Our sister is very badass and awesome but CAN be annoying we’re in.

[galadrielgoogles]

if you’re doing that, we’re starting a little-sisters-only club. @arwengoogles @eowyngoogles @tildagoogles @disgoogles @belladonagoogles

[kiligoogles]

Can it be little siblings? :(

If @filigoogles gets to join the older brothers club…

Alternatively we could also start a little-brothers-only club.

@freringoogles, @origoogles, @faramirgoogles, @bofurgoogles, (who else?)

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

If @baingoogles gets to join the older-brothers-club

and @tildagoogles gets to join the little-sisters-club

where does that leave me? is there an older-sisters-with-pesky-younger-siblings-club?

[baingoogles]

there’s got to be a pesky sister club somewhere you can join

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

Technically, little brother, you are not an older brother, since I out-rank you. You belong in the younger siblings club. While I have no place because no one made an older sister club (or generally and eldest sibling club). So I’m just going to sit here in my own corner, across from the one where Da is sitting, stirring up his own trouble and sipping tea.

*side-eyes Da*

[baingoogles]

i’m older than @tildagoogles that makes me an older sibling so there

[clodiasbird]

why are little sisters so annoying

can I start an older-brothers-only club

@filigoogles @thetwinsgoogle @baingoogles @thoringoogles @dorigoogles you are all invited to join it

[thetwinsgoogle]

Our sister is very badass and awesome but CAN be annoying we’re in.

[galadrielgoogles]

if you’re doing that, we’re starting a little-sisters-only club. @arwengoogles @eowyngoogles @tildagoogles @disgoogles @belladonagoogles

[kiligoogles]

Can it be little siblings? :(

If @filigoogles gets to join the older brothers club…

Alternatively we could also start a little-brothers-only club.

@freringoogles, @origoogles, @faramirgoogles, @bofurgoogles, (who else?)

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

If @baingoogles gets to join the older-brothers-club

and @tildagoogles gets to join the little-sisters-club

where does that leave me? is there an older-sisters-with-pesky-younger-siblings-club?

[baingoogles]

there’s got to be a pesky sister club somewhere you can join

[theeaglesgoogle]

{gonna bring up a question for the muns of the google blogs}

{ Would anyone be interested in a LOTR/THE HOBBIT themed Cards Against Humanity game on friday?}

[kiligoogles]

(I’m probably up for it depending on the time of day. But yeah that sounds like tons of fun)

[bardgoogles]

(I’ve never played it, but if there’s a way to do that, I’m willing to learn !?!)

[theeaglesgoogle]

{there’s a website called http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/ where we can all play online. The host of the game can add a password to it so only the people invited can join the game. Said website also allows you to use card decks from Cardcast and there’s quite a few LOTR/HOBBIT themed decks there to add.}

[baingoogles]

((oooh sounds like fun! depending on time and possible work schedule i should be able too ^^ sounds like a lot of fun!))

[middlearda]

well well well

@tildagoogles

the last little morsel is finally here

@bardgoogles somebody’s been bUSYYY~

[baingoogles]

ways to keep creepy people/dragons away from your little sister

would shooting a fork at @smauggoogles weak spot kill him

[baingoogles]

why can’t people sing normal christmas songs

is @smauggoogles a scrooge

theatres showing a christmas carol

[baingoogles]

can you file a restraining order against a dragon

cost of restraining orders

middle-earth law system

[bardgoogles]

@baingoogles. Please tell me you’re not getting involved in the courting drama.

[baingoogles]

no i think i’m good for now

[middlearda]

times of day when @bardgoogles is NOT in the same place as @sigridgoogles and @baingoogles.

when and where to find barlings when @bardgoogles does NOT have black arrow on him

[baingoogles]

how to make a travel sized black arrow

[bardgoogles]

Is the internet safe enough for kids even when they’re nearly adults

[middlearda]

How to convince @bardgoogles to let his kids online so I can talk to them

[bardgoogles]

certainly not. pervert.

[morgothgoogles]

Smaug, son, this isn’t how I raised you!

[middlearda]

1: I just want them for food so Bard suffers, duh

2:  I̸ ̶ C͘AN͠  ̸DO WH҉A̧T̴  ̨I̷  ẂÀNT,  ̷F̀A̷T͢HER͢

3: This is???? exactly how you raised us

[middlearda]

how to find @baingoogles and other bardlings when @bardgoogles isn’t around

[baingoogles]

good places to hide from a dragon

what kind of arrow can kill @smauggoogles 

where to find a black arrow