bad queer representation

⚠️warning: may contain human flesh⚠️ 18+/NSFT/25 ao3: bait_shop personal tag: behind the counter• dni: nonsharing selfshippers thank u

[bait-shop]

me during the holidays

[bait-shop]

lagoona blue summers

[bait-shop]

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[fishinateacup]

don't mind me binge reading this manga and dragging all of my friends into the pit of despair that is the witch hat atelier series.

anyway enjoy your doomed dads.

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[tanookitalez]

quirky rhythm game for perverts

[tanookitalez]

made an animated version

[mistercrowbar]

When Aldiirn timidly asked if Astarion would ever bite him like how Araj wanted, life slipping away and all, Astarion knew what the man who was once fed to spiders really wanted. To be bundled up nice and tight and cozy so he cant move or worry about anything at all. 💖

My piece for the Colours of the Gate zine, which you can now grab for free! Donations to LGBT charities are still encouraged. I was very excited to have the chance to draw Aldiirn for it and had a silly idea that got out of hand haha. Enjoy the saucy squishy and Driderstarion's shiny sleek carapace!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[vedurnan-archive]

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[zhaleys]

💛🧡girls

[bungerc0re]

most insufferable traits become tolerable and often attractive when transferred instead to a woman

[bungerc0re]

this is mostly a consequence of misogyny, the forces that enable men to be sleazy scumbags by default heavily discourage that in women and so her shittiness is in active defiance of social order rather than in line with it, but critically women are just more likable

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[kluchenye]

[kluchenye]

Everything is fine in the royal-witch polycule

[kluchenye]

Translation: “I can’t step away from running the kingdom every time you decide to ignore your medical instructions.”