there's some whores in this house

dean, 28, was nuked :( naughty batty man sideblog 🔞

[baitw0nder]

Dean, 28, he/him, transmasc bisexual

Previously known on tumblr as baitwonder. Find me on bluesky and twitter @baitwonder!

Check me out as quickmanifyouloveme on ao3 for dead dove Brudick and Dickdami fics 💙

Selected works from my oeuvre:

Ornithology series (34.6k over 5 fics, Brudick, Dickbats deals with trauma related to underage Brudick)

A Steady Hand (5k, Brudick, Daddy kink, spanking)

Our Two Bloods Mingled Be (3.5k, Damidick, reverse robins, blood kink)

Milk Teeth (3.7k, Damidick, Mommy kink)

Listen to my Brudick playlist here 🖤

Feel free to DM me anywhere! I follow from my main blog, mysticscully.

[residentwordsofaffirmationdealer]

"oh, batman, you are my finest creation, my favorite child..." & "oh, batman! my favorite son!" // "and while i know this may sound perverse, gotham is like my wife. and i would do whatever it takes--have done--to protect the woman i love." gotham city talking about batman in batman (1940) #452 & 454 // batman talking about gotham city in batman: the world (2021)

great comics to read in succession . especially RIGHT after your philosophy friend spent like 4 hours telling u abt different concepts by freud & how a lot of the batman mythos applies to it & such 😭😭

[timelinebreak]

y'all

[kissykobold]

Gonna make a counterpart to the heros journey called the princess journey where it's mostly being touched very inappropriately

[b0rse]

Dick Grayson Snuffaganza ♥

commissioned by @dickgraysonsptsd ! one of my fav things to work on of all time, absolutely blessed to draw Dick Grayson dying slowly and painfully a whole bunch, need one billion more in the world ♥

ao3

[batonlotte]

[officialpenisenvy]

it's very important to find sinister things cute and cute things sinister

[baitw0nder]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dick Grayson/Bruce Wayne Characters: Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Somnophilia, Dubious Consent, Incest, Father/Son Incest, primal play, Rape/Non-con Elements, Implied/Referenced Underage Sex, Breeding Kink, Scent Kink, Rough Sex, Trans Male Character, Trans Dick Grayson, Established Relationship, Fluff and Smut, Sleepwalking, kind of. you’ll see, Size Kink, Under-negotiated Kink, S&M Summary:

“Dick watched, rapt, as Bruce’s eyes darted behind his eyelids—fully in REM—and a line of drool dripped from his jaw. Clumsy and inelegant, as if puppeteered with fraying threads tied to dusty ball joints, Bruce shifted on the couch, untangling his legs and rising to his knees until he was looming over Dick.

Dick stayed still for once, thinking of that little novella and pinching his bottom lip between his teeth. You could say Bruce was little more than an animal like this, all strength and determination and libido with no sapience to temper it—none of the self-consciousness that sometimes held Bruce back in bed, even after their many years together.”

Bruce has always been a very… active sleeper. Usually, the loss of inhibitions just leads to an errant punch or a too-revealing ramble; this time, Dick discovers a new side of his somnambulant lover—and what it’s like to be at his mercy.

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[hood-ex]

Superman/Batman #56

Batman #681

JLA #69

Dark Crisis #7

Batman #725

Nightwing (Vol. 2) #15

JLA #73

Absolute Power #2

[notyournoma]

[rentloweringshots]

THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. EXACTLY THIS. I NEED MORE OF IT.

[graysoncest]

teenage dg so in love with bruce he feels like he’s going crazy . jerking off to headlines calling him richard wayne imagining it’s his new name as bruce’s wife and then the post nut clarity hitting so hard he goes directly from cumming to sobbing into his pillow Thank you for listening everybody.

[januariat]

made a fun little muscle chub edit of Kris Anka's beautiful new swimsuit variant! original under the cut ♥️

[nibblewinger]

hiiii it’s been a while

Everybody go read Living in Your Glass House by @birdw4tching right now, that is an order. Do it for dickie and his deeply unhealthy relationship with sex, do it do it do it

[nibblewinger]

Can I request some silly art of dick during his birthday... 😼😼 totes not bc its my birthday. I need him in the silliest fit ever

AHHHH happy bday 🥳🥳🎉🎁🎁🎉🎉

I hope he’s to your liking 🫶

[httri-pen]

Bruce and Dick finally say fuck it and rip the bandaid (and their clothes off) and have a week of marathon sex to make up for 40 years of denial, and it only ends because Bruce accidentally throws his back out and they need to take a break to fix that.

dick breaking bane's record of bat-back-breaking that same week.. sorry bruce ur pelvis is pulverized and your cock wrung out </33 cue awkward visit to leslie about how the titanium rods in his spine has somehow come undone after their retirement... totally vigilante activities