My Øriginal Pøsts Suck

☆ Tryhard ☆ Canada ☆ PJO | TØP | Scrubs TADC | The Boys | DNP | Scrubs s04 e05 18:39 "But different doesn't always mean bad. It just means different." "Ok."

[spnyuri]

spn is so funny it’s like imagine if you had a rly crazy ex boyfriend who was obsessed w u and wanted u back mostly so he could hurt u bc he hates u for leaving. and then imagine that that guy is the devil in real life. and THEN imagine that everyone is mad at you all the time.

[2008download]

bitch just kiss him

[depsidase]

[assiraphales]

there's a level of insanity to jrr tolkien having samwise say he felt torn in two between rosie and frodo (THE IMPLICATION?) just for frodo to reply 'well that's an easy solution. get married and then you can come live with me at bag end together.' right right right right

[assiraphales]

samwise during his proposal: will you make me the happiest hobbit in the shire and marry me?

rosie: yes!

sam: ……..and move into mr frodo’s w me

[animentality]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[theconcealedweapon]

[animentality]

[depsidase]

[elexecution]

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

[neaborealis]

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

[elexecution]

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Many such cases

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Every racist MAGA/GOP/KKK slippery slope prediction is worthless.

[bajingonight]

I was told by relatives in south africa that 'they' are taking over major cities strategically to then turn the us into the 'new' middle east. Grown adults.

[viaalterego]

[trishacollins]

Actually, my therapist has told me this is a healthy way of processing things. Because you can get the trauma out of your head And you can write the ending you wish it had. The trusted person rescue, the catharsis of getting to kill the one who hurt you.

It's good for your brain. It's healthier than bottling it up. Fiction is where we go for emotional release. That can be true with trauma too.

[erelierraceala]

so what you're saying is

character: NO

therapist: YES

[vmures]

Adding @dear-massacre's tags because they are so true:

#this is why it's important to remember that fictional characters are fake #they have no agency. they're made up #it hurts no one to make any character go through the horrors #it is healthy and cathartic

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[liberalsarecool]

Billionaires lie. All the time.

[gonzocoded]

can i be earnest for a second. i mean more than usual

[gonzocoded]

my earnest belief is that you gotta take pictures of yourself that look really bad and unattractive and that never end up seeing the light of day. because someday you’re gonna go through your photos and see them and say god i’m so glad i get to see what i looked like after running around in that rainstorm

[gonzocoded]

AND you’re not gonna look at them and go god i look bad you’re gonna see them and say god i was so happy god i was so alive

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

[cowboyspones]

i will never get over this one i’m afraid

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.