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genuinely blows my mind that people feel comfortable putting any personal thought on the internet anymore. im shaking just writing this, id rather u assume im an ai profile

only-cat-memes

strongermonster

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

strongermonster

this is what i mean

degenderates

Via @bulbaderp

itistimetodisappear

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

anarchistmemedistro

ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting

anarchistmemedistro

makerio90

red light gang rise up

wierdgaypanda-blog

It's also not just bats! Many nocturnal animals cannot see/are not disturbed by red light. So even if you don't particularly care about bats or live in an area without a native bat population this is still relevant to you!

theotherkingdoms

—Olivia Gatwood, “We All Got Burnt that Summer” from Life of the Party

threedollarsdotcom

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

beemovieerotica

we need a ritual where you can climb into a hole in the ground for roughly 24 hours and just close your eyes and not do anything, and nobody is allowed to look for you or speak your name, and whenever you want to reemerge then you can climb back out and people are forbidden from commenting on your absence. can someone get on this.

one of the problems with opting out of dating is that it does cause some rumination one could say

one might say it causes certain people to be branded on ur soul like a curse for years but

tomato, tomato

#like are there certain people we never stop remenbering #and is it for a reason other than torture #the one that got away #is so cliche #but also aren’t we all cliche

norfisthewhimsy

pigeon-butch

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

have you ever been so blindsided by a friend or romantic breakup that it feels like you’re living in an alternate reality with the set of “facts” laid before you. “this feels like a nightmare” is a cliche turn of phrase but i would say the flavor is more AU

#stop telling me to add tags #so people can #find me #wanting to be found is cliche #I want to be KNOWN

what is it about single women and cats. me, i am talking about myself to be clear. why are all the cliches true

#I don’t regret it #but I do hate to be cliche #but also aren’t we all cliche #because that’s what being cliche is #I’m stoned cliche doesn’t look like a word anymore

dailycatsblog

redstonedust

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

milk5-deactivated20260704

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.