Nao contavam com minha astúcia...

my sister follows me now, the corruption shall continue... haiii picture sideways?... aesthetic

[bricesander]

[thebelchers]

[tlirsgender]

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I'm gonna kill you

[apricotparrotmemes]

You can really see the average age of the user base increasing

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

[by-any-other]

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[thebootydiaries]

friend: what are you doing?

me: im on tumblr

friend: whats your @?

me: sorry i dont have tumblr

[mayasaura]

Love how when you dig down into it, Portal 2 is a ghost story. Glados is the ghost of a murdered woman who turned around and murdered everyone else back and now she's trapped forever in an empty decaying facility. This is what does it for me. The blending of scifi and horror, the ghost in the machine. I'm gonna marry a dead murderous lesbian in a supercomputer

[pyreo]

Cave Johnson is a ghost whose eons-old voice keeps playing in massive, sunken halls, echoing off condemned experiments, giving instructions to the memories of other subjects

He references his own death and, more casually, the sure deaths of a lot of people in the same position as the player

And you never meet Doug ingame, he’s absolutely dead by the sequel, but in portal 1 you have his notes and drawings hidden away, out of sight, like cave paintings in a futuristic age, the only evidence you have that any humans beside yourself exist. You can’t find him but he leaves remnants that are the only thing in the whole game like companionship.

Portal’s aaabsolutely haunted.

[theunsubtleknife]

[inkskinned]

unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just “walk up and join the circle of people talking”, but it does sound lovely thank you

[academia-darling]

“go ahead and mingle” are four of the scariest words in the english language thank you and goodnight

[yalenas]

[devilsbrokerank]

Natasha Lyonne as Nadia Vulvokov Russian Doll (2019— )

[calellon]

You ever been tied to a bed?

Only by my depression

[jeffc3s]

[catgirl-kaiju]

Damn this blockbuster got shit to say

[cheesymovie]

stan those last few episodes of tennant doctor who where the lad just had a HUGE breakdown. he was like “i am god and can bend the universe to my will” and then the next day he was chilling out wearing a lei and a cowboy hat drinking margaritas in the snow

[thebootydiaries]

stranger: hey nice shirt!

me: aw this? thanks! :)

me texting my bf: I've met someone else. Someone who appreciates me

[thebootydiaries]

me @ me: just talk to them u guys are mutuals

also me @ me: BUT AM I MUTUAL ENOUGH????

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place

[joeshmo]

Caillou, stealer of souls, destroyer of homes

[the-pandora-jar]

Any minor inconvenience in my life: happens

Me and my sensitive ass: