BallisticArtistic

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder they say. But who is the beholder? Me? You? And does it really matter?

[titsay]

[salytierra]

Not the celebrity news we ever expected to read, but the celebrity news we deserve to read.

[azulapropaganda]

While speaking to Slate for an oral history of the cabbage merchant, Sie playfully said, "Of course, now I’m more at the age of what the cabbage merchant was then. I will cultivate that little beard if they need me to. And because my face is quite expressive, I’m perfect for a live-action version of an animated show. I’m ready."

Please let this guy play the cabbage man

[timeofdeathnote]

it’s what he deserves

[im-a-creepy-cookie]

#CabbageManForLiveCabbageMan

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[aerialsquid]

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

[justcatposts]

That takedown 

(via)

[ampervadasz]

[pusheen]

[yooo-gehn]

[sleepingpigeon]

no one wants to hear it but love is earned after the initial infatuation. commitment is something u both mutually agree to and then from there it’s work. it’s not work like it’s a chore it’s jus work like it takes effort. to get good at these things takes practice. it takes practice to learn to communicate better and it takes practice to learn to love each other in the ways u need to be loved.

[oodlenoodleroodle]

And it’s also terrifying! Like it’s the kind of vulnerability you can’t do while being all cool and in control of things, you have to like open up the really awkward, ugly inner part of yourself and hope that the other person is still into you. 

Like you have to actually say - with words coming out of your mouth or hands or whatever way you use to directly communicate in person - what you would like from the other person! You have to say stuff like “hey the thing you did made me feel some ways and we have to address this like adults” and hope that the other person says “I see, yes I also think we should address this like adults” (instead of “no I didn’t” or “you’re overreacting” or other shut-down-ing shit that ruins lives). 

[picturesimlivinthru]

Worth the read my oh my

[thegreenpea]

[sixpenceee]

Changing masks on the fly                           

Source

[autistic-speedbump]

I believe this is an example of Sichuan musical theater, which is known for it’s skillful costume changes. It’s said that actors can change into completely different costumes on stage without the audience ever noticing. The technique is classified as a Chinese state secret.

[odeurderaclette]

[vosuth]

As another example:

https://youtu.be/K-kFDs3d7Uw

[paulthebukkit]

Art in its purest form

[thefoggygolem]

The fact the Squirtle is AI makes this so much better.

[visual-infinity]

Clear waters of an Alaskan stream

[radiation]

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

positively enamoured with this man and his commentary

[ichigoskurosaki]

“Once you’ve met someone you never really forget them.”

Spirited Away (2001) — Dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[katara]

[futureevilscientist]

Suki pulling this shit with him because she knows he’s never seen her without her makeup is a clear sign that the two are perfect for each other

Like what kind of person unexpectedly sees an old flame completely out of nowhere, fully contains their surprise and excitement, and plays this prank on them when reuniting with them

Someone with the sense of humour to match his shenanigans, that’s who

[chintakaya-deactivated20190713]

[chintakaya-deactivated20190713]

At Mount fuji

[isay]

Forget the rest of the fireworks around the world, these are the best. HNY.

[valeria2067]

The finale HOLY SHIT!!!

[thildasbeinhaus-deactivated2020]

This is actually the first time I was impressed by a firework

[watchlightfiend]

For anyone interested, the music is by a composer named Thomas Bergersen, and the piece playing is called Homecoming from his Illusions album.  I listen to his music whenever I need to be inspired to write.

[jaubaius]

The way this hole is sewed up

[theseerasures]

#*at beginning of video* Jewish hole?#*at end of video* Elsa? (via @counterpunches)

[ampervadasz]