Hopeless (Romantic)

Hey! I used to be @uncommondolphin and @twicm, but now I'm here! He/They, 28, Pan

[liberalsarecool]

Stay engaged.

[segamascott]

[dokelsss]

even more land fish

[boltlightning]

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

[boltlightning]

i love this post so much. all the replies are like

"i'm so basic.....i just like a lot of butter or jam :(" (as though those are not god's best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)

"FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i'll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me" (no notes. god would encourage this)

doxxing one's self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)

"does a grilled cheese count as toast?" (not for the purposes of this post)

"i don't like toast please don't kill me" (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)

people who put full ass meals on toast (based)

people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)

melty peanut butter (absolutely based)

"it's a guilty pleasure but...nutella 😳" (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)

special shoutout to the pots-havers adding extra salt. also the one person who mentioned kaya. i see you and am in agreement

[thisuneasymist]

As this is my Toast I put kisses on the lines between his little ears

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[voidsentprinces]

[autism-official]

[autism-official]

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

[wallsofdust]

pink lights on

[wallsofdust]

got a haircut today 💇🏻‍♂️

[not-harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[anexperimentallife]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

[pseudomasochist]

I have started unironically doing this. It is DEVASTATINGLY effective. You make friends SO easily.

Stop wishing people would do this and be the person who does this.

[gayboifromthedez]

Hate small talk? Stop doing small talk.

"How's it going?" Fuck that.

What's the best meal you've had recently? What are you excited to do soon? Who is an artist you're obsessed with right now?

I had a coworker LIGHT UP when I asked what gift he's proud of giving this year. Just ask questions that you actually might enjoy the answer.

[lavenderlemniscate]

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

[lavenderlemniscate]

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

[soblass]

[turnipfritters]

sorry, is anyone else getting a bit of a gay vibe from Pave, the dancing Mardi Gras peacock

[monkeysaysficus]

I’ve no idea what you mean

[turnipfritters]

Idk he just seems a little LGBT or something.....

[scarecade]

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

[scarecade]

you know what understandable have a good day

[unreformedcarrots]

[one-shitpost-a-day]

[roach-works]

the fact that calvin is 1/2 patent lawyer explains some things

[depsidase]

[ivytor]

[dogpuppy]