Balloons And Guacamole

I’m here to blow guacamole and eat balloons. And I’m not really hungry right now.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

completely unrelated to anything have this dumb joke comic I made

the original meme that inspired this:

[the-ave]

Mermay posting: The Giga Mermaid from Shantae

🧜‍♀️ 😡

[stupid-twink-girl]

[lovecrumbss]

oh to have foxes play where I've laid to rest

[haaarpb]

ok: i did a very stupid comic put it up on bluesky and immediately got embarrassed and deleted it BUT: im puttin it up again here so u guys cannot judge me

[niyarest]

the amazing digital circus is a show about empathy and what it does to you if you go too long without a support system so the show starts with sympathizing with Pomni (the most empathetic person, easy), ep2 is empathizing with an NPC in a game (no flaws), ep3 is empathizing with a man who has dementia, ep4 is empathizing with someone who annoys you when they're unmasking, ep5 is asking you to empathize with a rich white woman and so on....

so it all works up to the empathy boss - a bush era edgelord millenial trans girl who thinks she's Max from Sam & Max and is inherently unworthy of love

and some people failed the empathy test

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[smallpwbbles]

The idea of orb Caine unconsciously summoning his avatar back in his sleep and accidentally kicking Kinger in the face killed me I had to doodle it, also bonus doodles

[discount--dracula]

staff saw tadc has ended and caine lost in the tumblr sexyman poll and said okay the show is losing in popularity surely that means no one will notice if we ban the transfem creator

[machi40h]

[punkitt-is-here]

i had a dream last night that there was a new deltarune character named krailey and it just looked like a weird knockoff of ralsei that danced in place like a peanuts character and it pissed ralsei off like crazy

[punkitt-is-here]

[punkitt-is-here]

does a stupid gay little dance that pisses everyone ralsei off

[punkitt-is-here]

[moringmark]

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[analog-autistic]

dove of health

[seerofmike]

too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night

[seerofmike]

tell me you have never worked in customer service without telling me you've never worked in customer service

[gpedia]

customer facing worker faces customers politely more at ten

[enki2]

[leshermes]

GOOSEWORX JUST GOT FUCKING TERMINATED. FUCK YOU TUMBLR STAFF. FUCK YOUR TRANSPHOBIC ASS. NOW THAT PRIDE MONTH IS OVER YOU'RE NOT EVEN PRETENDING TO CARE.

[enba-and-luka]