Wyd.

Same.

[hashtagloveloses]

[el-sucida-deactivated20200628]

[argumate]

my god this man living in 3046

[thecommunityoftrustworthysinks]

when does this gif loop

[vontacompton]

It doesn’t he’ll be done soon

[northgang]

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

the white guy is killin me

[dekutree]

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

[buddyfriendpal]

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

[weakmoves]

[corporatebigwig]

HATE

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

This is so fucking funny every time

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

.

Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[young-il-long-kiyoshi]

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

[farrentalon]

My reaction, only with coffee.

[thetiredpianist]

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

[lilplanticas]

These two images give off similar but very different energies and I think about it constantly

[homoz]

The one on the left is more vindictive, the one on the right seeks redemption

[painkillua-deactivated20190621]

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

😭😭😭😭😭😭💀 yooo ⚰️

[dandelionkicker]

😭😭😭

[ahhthelegend]

REAL TEARS

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

Good News of 2017

[politicalsci]

[emperorozark]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

[nomehablen2]

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

[pacificrim-archive]

candidate for THE funniest image I’ve seen all year

[the-memedaddy]

[lmaonade]

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

[the-memedaddy]

[megurashkarchived]

i am so gentle and kind hearted

[megurashkarchived]

and stupid

[super-affection]

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

[strawbnie-deactivated20251201]

i swear to god i’m the biggest michael buble xmas album stan but there is nothing more insulting than “santa buddy,,,, i’ll wait up for you DUDE” and even more ridiculously so— he changed the line “a 64′ convertible too, light blue” to “a 65′ convertible too, steel blue” like…………………….we get it…………………….ur straight……………….ur a MAN…………………………. we g

[strawbnie-deactivated20251201]

#say you want to fuck santa you COWARD