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trash is in shitposting in me // I laugh at my own jokes and compulsively reblog Gerard way (sorry)

[egberts]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

my kindergarten teacher

[chromaticabrasions]

obsessed with this

[googlesolutions-deactivated2016]

idk why i have a blog when im just an animal experiencing fear

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yuri-club]

Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts

[joematar]

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

[afieldinengland]

[partychance]

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

[partychance]

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[aberrantemotion]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

@imfunnydamit

[jottingprosaist]

[thesealfriend]

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[burnpygmalion]

why would you censor the ops name

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

women would flock to him otherwise

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[arseniccattails]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Spam email good

[unsubconscious]

Moth Dress by Cat Johnson Photo credit: Christina Solomons 

[brucebocchi]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

The drunk rogue: I’m not drunk.

The warlock: You smell like alcohol.

Rogue: It’s my new perfume.

Warlock: Pretty sure your perfume is alcohol and you drank it.

[alienpapacy]

friendly reminder use your turn signal

[shakenawake-deactivated20161107]

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

[alienpapacy]

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

[tinderventure]

I’m going to hell for this one ☠️😂