Bambi Riding Hood

Call me Bambi even though I was born Ambria - Poet (#Me #AmbriaOriginal) - Talk to me & I talk back - South Carolina raised me so I'm Southern like G.R.I.T.S - IG & SC: bambitolduso

[bambiridinghood]

@cchina12 died a year ago (March 11th, to be exact) & he was my VERY BEST FRIEND, my brother, my diary...

He was a month shy of meeting my first baby, his godson, & it still breaks my heart that he didn't get to see him.

Well my son is turning one April 2nd & I'm in bed sobbing & laughing because I just remembered when we talked about me not believing in big parties for a 1yr old since they won't remember it anyways & he said, "Best friend, I don't care... I'm buying him a bounce castle for his bedroom & showing up to the party in a fur coat so everybody knows I'm the bougie uncle! Do with that information what you must 💁🏽‍♀️"

This post was just a reminder to love your best friends. I really miss mine.

[pi-la]

[wakandamama]

This the rolling in dough Daffy, reblog to get some cash hoe

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

holy shit

[natcritiquescartoons-deactivate]

I.C.O.N.I.C

[lesbianredpanda]

Y'all mind if I

[bluezey]

You forgot the next year where Lisa was dating two women

[eeveelutionsforequality]

[werewolf-cuddles]

Lisa is canonically bisexual!

[jjbrozier]

And polyamorous, apparently

[liquorlaughslove]

This is true.

[lovejacee]

You’re definitely the whole package.. you just might be at the wrong address.

[cerebralchaos-]

🎵 I been through a whole lot: trials, tribulations; but I know God. 🎵

I Love Myself

[rat-with-coffee]

[shuubass]

[daddy6x-deactivated20180305]

Reblog the money Rihanna to bring Benjamins your way 

[darkcocosb-blog]

Reblog. Reblog!!!!

[chachingchocolateting]

Shit been going good lately let’s make it even better

[sandersstudies]

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

[sandersstudies]

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

[hoonkus-deactivated20230701]

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

[sandersstudies]

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

[deliciouspaintthinner]

Girl: *calls for aid*

Every single dad packed into the car:

[sandersstudies]

This is possibly my favorite response to this post

[i-like-to-think-that-im-cool]

This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys

Your husband and all his coworkers:

[thepunkprophet]

Pro tip: If a guy tells you he isn’t very political, he is conservative but has learned that won’t get him laid

[smwh-ores]

Pro tip: If a guy says that people are unable to accept opinions that differ from their own, he is most definitely a conservative and probably a racist but has learned that won't get him laid

[ruinedchildhood]

[amoisthobo]

Visit Original Link

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[dearlybloved]

[djglory]

[linn-vicious]

[callginalinetti]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[ankle-beez]

What the fuck

[starlightandtears]

I cannot believe….

[sunwukxng]

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

[marsapartment]

[waggtoon]

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

[cyberlink420]