A stale marshmallow

Call me Bambi, I'm 24 with she/her pronouns. If you have any fic or book recommendations don't be afraid to tell me. I have a writblr @inkandkeyboard.

[ladyothelakes]

The Night Shepard

A little comic from last spring I made that hasn’t really had a home anywhere.

I liked the idea of immortality leading to a reverence for life and the world around it, rather than nihilism and wanton destruction. It was also a comforting thought that if immortal beings walked among us, they could see the future of our hope become a reality someday… so it felt relevant again.

[spankerella]

@ perfectunion

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[blackjame]

[ringneckedpheasant]

I am always saying this during museum visits

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It’s not the waking

[dragon-in-a-fez]

loading screen hints will just casually flip between the obscure facts that no one possibly could ever have figured out and the most inane bullshit imaginable. "did you know you can upgrade your wombus at the fizzwhacker store in Gropnurk Fel?" followed immediately by "try not to get set on fire!"

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 3 days 16 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 3 days 16 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 3 days 16 hours

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[zoesupreme]

[queer-crusader]

Look I don't wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked this guy in a graveyard and he told me that zydrate comes in a little glass vile. And the little glass vile goes into the gun like a battery. And the zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy. And when the gun goes off, it sparks, and you're ready for surgery

[avadaniels]

"Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week" Make Some Noise Season 3 Episode 11

[hellostranger1961]

the choctaw vampire hunters in sinners, photographed by eli joshua adé, smpsp.

[krismatic]

Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS