“YOU JUST GOT...NAE NAE’D!”

An ask/Roleplay blog for Mirage from Apex Legends! Let him Bamboozle you with his sexy magic tricks!

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"Are you superstitious Mirage?" -Voltaic

“No, I don’t think so...why?”

[aonghus-the-highlander-deactiva]

Some more Caustic (i tried)

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Mirage:

Whipping whenever he agrees to something instead of saying he agrees.

Leaving awkward situations by doing a duck face peace sign and moon walking away.

Doing the nae nae out of bad ideas or dangerous situations. 

Shouting “YEET” whenever he throws things or sends out decoys.

Says “I guess they never miss huh?” whenever someone actually says “hit or miss.” 

Yells “You’re not my dad!” at anyone that tries to boss him around.

“I have no fear!” ||Caustic|| “I have ONE fear!”

Claps and says:“Let’s go get that coochie gamers!” only when the boys around.

[roguesirenn]

picture taken moments before death

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“I’ve got to tell you something that’ll knock your socks off. Hear me out okay? Why are Dried Cranberries called ‘Craisins’ but dried grapes aren’t called ‘Graisins’?”

The woman glared at the man, a mixture of confusion and exhaustion washed over her. Running her fingers through her hair she took a long and deep breath.

“Perhaps they didn’t wish to call them Graisens because it sounds foolish, or the Raisens didn’t want to be called gray?” A poor attempt at a joke. She could never quite make them.

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“….”

The man remains silent. Looking as if she had just said something completely hurtful. But she wasn’t wrong. It did sound completely ridiculous. Fingers run through curly locks before that goofy grin is back.

“Okay, fair…here’s another one. A joke. What’s the difference between ‘illegal’ and ‘illegal’?”

Before she could even answer, the man blurts out: “one of them is against the law and the other is a sick bird!”

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That summons a light laugh from her chest as she slaps his shoulder. It wasn’t often she found his jokes all that funny, tiring was a better explanation than entertaining.

“That was a good one Mirage, keep those jokes up and some of us might even believe you to be funny one of these runs.” She smirked.

“After all these weeks, I’d have believed you run out by now.”

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“I’ll admit I’ve been slacking but I’ve got a few more. I won’t tell them all cos then I’ll run out. What am I gonna tell people when I’m about to execute them like a total savage?”

That smack, that smack on his shoulder? It fucking hurt. But he tried his best to keep those tears in the corner of his eyes from building up. This was a big strong woman in front of him. Her hands were like two boulders stacked up on even larger boulders called arms. Horrible way to describe them but she was strong.

“Hey, I’m always funny. I’m the funniest guy ever. Certified comedian and part time magician!”

[msaruetar]

Voltaic never knew her own strength, she worked hard to control what she had. Even harder to develop what could be possible.

Small distractions such as these were normally frowned upon, but then again. Feuer had a close attitude, and his presence on the team was becoming. Empty.

“So long as no more jokes are incoming, perhaps you can tell me of some of this. Magic. Then.” She stated, a bit skeptical. Perhaps simply by nature seeing as she tore at even the smallest of atoms to understand its purpose. Restraining herself from this one would be a challenge.

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The big smart woman came with a crazy fire man he tend to hang around with. The man could dance and crack as many crazy jokes as he could. Sometimes he found it creepy how alike they could be. But the difference was that that Feuer guy had the most scariest resting bitch face he had ever seen. She and he were the perfect duo. Crazy scientists with cool weapons and powers. He made sure to stay on their good side.

“Magic? Oh, yeah wanna see a trick? Hey, there’s something right—something right there on your ear. Cmere let me get it.”

The man reaches up, now on his tiptoes and reaches near her ear to reveal a quarter.

“Got it!”

[msaruetar]

As he offers to show her a trick she leans down slightly to allow him to reach her face. At the moment of got it, she couldn’t help but have a piece of silence.

Perhaps now wasn’t the time to break his heart, considering the look of fulfillment on the mans expression.

“Amazing, you really have some talent. You know I have some tricks up my sleeve as well.” She stated, waving her hands in a small flourish.

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“Please don’t make me a test subject. He told me you were far more sinister than he was. If Methman says you’re evil I believe it. Unless you’re going to like, pull a rabbit out of a hat you so happen to have in your coat—“

Was he losing his cool? He was. He jumps around a bit to help him chill out. This wasn’t like him. Nothing scared him. He has no fear. He looks up at her...he has one fear.

“Does Feuer like your tricks?”

[msaruetar]

“I’ve got to tell you something that’ll knock your socks off. Hear me out okay? Why are Dried Cranberries called ‘Craisins’ but dried grapes aren’t called ‘Graisins’?”

The woman glared at the man, a mixture of confusion and exhaustion washed over her. Running her fingers through her hair she took a long and deep breath.

“Perhaps they didn’t wish to call them Graisens because it sounds foolish, or the Raisens didn’t want to be called gray?” A poor attempt at a joke. She could never quite make them.

[bamboozlin-time-blog]

“….”

The man remains silent. Looking as if she had just said something completely hurtful. But she wasn’t wrong. It did sound completely ridiculous. Fingers run through curly locks before that goofy grin is back.

“Okay, fair…here’s another one. A joke. What’s the difference between ‘illegal’ and ‘illegal’?”

Before she could even answer, the man blurts out: “one of them is against the law and the other is a sick bird!”

[msaruetar]

That summons a light laugh from her chest as she slaps his shoulder. It wasn’t often she found his jokes all that funny, tiring was a better explanation than entertaining.

“That was a good one Mirage, keep those jokes up and some of us might even believe you to be funny one of these runs.” She smirked.

“After all these weeks, I’d have believed you run out by now.”

[bamboozlin-time-blog]

“I’ll admit I’ve been slacking but I’ve got a few more. I won’t tell them all cos then I’ll run out. What am I gonna tell people when I’m about to execute them like a total savage?”

That smack, that smack on his shoulder? It fucking hurt. But he tried his best to keep those tears in the corner of his eyes from building up. This was a big strong woman in front of him. Her hands were like two boulders stacked up on even larger boulders called arms. Horrible way to describe them but she was strong.

“Hey, I’m always funny. I’m the funniest guy ever. Certified comedian and part time magician!”

[msaruetar]

Voltaic never knew her own strength, she worked hard to control what she had. Even harder to develop what could be possible.

Small distractions such as these were normally frowned upon, but then again. Feuer had a close attitude, and his presence on the team was becoming. Empty.

“So long as no more jokes are incoming, perhaps you can tell me of some of this. Magic. Then.” She stated, a bit skeptical. Perhaps simply by nature seeing as she tore at even the smallest of atoms to understand its purpose. Restraining herself from this one would be a challenge.

[bamboozlin-time-blog]

The big smart woman came with a crazy fire man he tend to hang around with. The man could dance and crack as many crazy jokes as he could. Sometimes he found it creepy how alike they could be. But the difference was that that Feuer guy had the most scariest resting bitch face he had ever seen. She and he were the perfect duo. Crazy scientists with cool weapons and powers. He made sure to stay on their good side.

“Magic? Oh, yeah wanna see a trick? Hey, there’s something right—something right there on your ear. Cmere let me get it.”

The man reaches up, now on his tiptoes and reaches near her ear to reveal a quarter.

“Got it!”

[msaruetar]

“I’ve got to tell you something that’ll knock your socks off. Hear me out okay? Why are Dried Cranberries called ‘Craisins’ but dried grapes aren’t called ‘Graisins’?”

The woman glared at the man, a mixture of confusion and exhaustion washed over her. Running her fingers through her hair she took a long and deep breath.

“Perhaps they didn’t wish to call them Graisens because it sounds foolish, or the Raisens didn’t want to be called gray?” A poor attempt at a joke. She could never quite make them.

[bamboozlin-time-blog]

“….”

The man remains silent. Looking as if she had just said something completely hurtful. But she wasn’t wrong. It did sound completely ridiculous. Fingers run through curly locks before that goofy grin is back.

“Okay, fair…here’s another one. A joke. What’s the difference between ‘illegal’ and ‘illegal’?”

Before she could even answer, the man blurts out: “one of them is against the law and the other is a sick bird!”

[msaruetar]

That summons a light laugh from her chest as she slaps his shoulder. It wasn’t often she found his jokes all that funny, tiring was a better explanation than entertaining.

“That was a good one Mirage, keep those jokes up and some of us might even believe you to be funny one of these runs.” She smirked.

“After all these weeks, I’d have believed you run out by now.”

[bamboozlin-time-blog]

“I’ll admit I’ve been slacking but I’ve got a few more. I won’t tell them all cos then I’ll run out. What am I gonna tell people when I’m about to execute them like a total savage?”

That smack, that smack on his shoulder? It fucking hurt. But he tried his best to keep those tears in the corner of his eyes from building up. This was a big strong woman in front of him. Her hands were like two boulders stacked up on even larger boulders called arms. Horrible way to describe them but she was strong.

“Hey, I’m always funny. I’m the funniest guy ever. Certified comedian and part time magician!”

[msaruetar]

“I’ve got to tell you something that’ll knock your socks off. Hear me out okay? Why are Dried Cranberries called ‘Craisins’ but dried grapes aren’t called ‘Graisins’?”

The woman glared at the man, a mixture of confusion and exhaustion washed over her. Running her fingers through her hair she took a long and deep breath.

“Perhaps they didn’t wish to call them Graisens because it sounds foolish, or the Raisens didn’t want to be called gray?” A poor attempt at a joke. She could never quite make them.

[bamboozlin-time-blog]

“....”

The man remains silent. Looking as if she had just said something completely hurtful. But she wasn’t wrong. It did sound completely ridiculous. Fingers run through curly locks before that goofy grin is back.

“Okay, fair...here’s another one. A joke. What’s the difference between ‘illegal’ and ‘illegal’?”

Before she could even answer, the man blurts out: “one of them is against the law and the other is a sick bird!”

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Apex Roleplayers RISE UP!

Hi I just converted this old rp blog to a mirage one and I need people to roleplay with so please hit me up and be my friend. I’m nice and a certified pothead but I’m-

I want friends please.

Ocs are welcome!

Bisexual Mirage all the waaaay!

I’ll follow back!

[fyeahrpmemes-blog]

Reblog if your rp partners (and followers) are great writers and you love each and every one of their portrayals!

[dwightswaifu-deactivated2018051]

Eddie: Darling!

Me:

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Artwork of Rebecca, from Resident Evil.

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Ooc:

I'M SO SORRY I'VE BEEN GONE GUYS. SO BUSY WITH LIFE. I'M BACK THOUGH!! I'VE ALSO NOTICED I HAVE LIKE MORE THAN 100 FOLLOWERS SO I'M GONNA DOODLE SOMETHING FOR YOU ALL AS A THANKS.

[nightsatkendalls]

“This new guy? I’m not feeling it.”

I’m having Internet problems and managed to convince my neighbour to let me borrow her Wifi until she goes out in a couple hours, but I did these yesterday and needed to get them out haha There still isn’t an Andre model, I’m sad.

[xxpiggyluvxx]

So I was playing RE7 and near the hardware store receipt by the kitchen I found this. From what I can see, it says ‘Birthday candles’ and below it says ‘[scratched out] is not DEAD!’ I’m really hoping that scratched out name is ya boi Clancy 😭

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A a aah Clancy really is the best! I wish he had more screen time, after all he went through. Btw I've only watched the play through on you tube b/c I don't have RE7 yet. Lmao

I'm so glad someone else agrees! I fell in love with the man the minute I played the demo with my friends. Him and the Sewer Gators are the best. I hope you get it soon.It's so much fun to play.

[cyberneticslasher]

It was bound to happen guys.