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what if we were INTERACTIVE and INTROVERTS and GIRLS and GAY and

#wait. is this the poster for bound?#or is this sheerly coincidental

what if your house was FLOODED and your minecraft pj pants BROKE and you got COPYRITE STRIKE from YOURSELF and your BOYFRIEND wasn’t a LAWYER and you were GAY

#divine punishment for being a male podcaster sorry king

azotvoksid

How to befriend your favourite internet stars you will always be famous

#the full circle to dan and phil crafts - slime….kind of iconic

screaming-at-moss

They’ll keep up apart and they won’t stop breaking us down

(Details from my snokoplasm piece that I thought deserved their own post)

#oh shit we’re snokoposting?? hell yeah

pseudophan

really enjoying their new thing being psychological warfare against each other and not us for once. please keep oversharing each other's business against their will this is awesome

#>#every episode feels like a mini spill or kill it's awesome #<- prev for real #brinksmanship the likes of which hasn’t been seen since the cold war

mainlysarcastic

twitter pham are being fucking hilarious

#RLY GOOD

dottieflops

and if I say my favorite piece of old school phil content is an alternative ending to his interactive space adventure in which he has weird alien sex via pencil mouth-to-mouth transfer

#obsessed with him. who else could!!!

azuphere

OH

#THAT’S CRAZY #funniest person alive fr

amazing-gr4ce

erm dan and phil keep acting kinda flirty on their male platonic best-bro podcast I’m kinda starting to get the impression that they’re gay for eachother does anyone else get me?

phan-is-not-real

can we not still do that in 2026 please 🙄

#they weren’t gay together until they started the podcast but unfortunately podcasting with your bro is intrinsically gay #sad ‼️

honorculture

#hard launch the satirical pamphlet coulda gone kind of hard

defectivegembrain

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Dan and Phil and they gave an interesting and thoughtful answer to a completely different question. So still an improvement but I'm exploring other sources

ahappydnp

Starting a rumor for fun that dnp got engaged in Portugal (they’re both sentimental and nostalgic, they would get engaged somewhere that had special meaning to them like one of their first vacation spots) but for obvious reasons are keeping it a secret and the “we’re not married yet” was a genuine slip up on Dan’s part bc he has Swiss cheese for brains

really love this because it would mean not only did they invite themselves to kath's spa birthday gift but they turned the entire trip an engagement party

kathryn lester "and you did it at my birthday dinner"

#<- prev this is killing meeee #I really do just believe in whatever’s funniest whether I actually think it’s true or not

am I for real stupid what the fuck is that category for the 4x3

#glad they made an appearance but like am I dumb????#get bamtwozled

reminding myself to make a real post about this later but when my boy walks down the street is a dan coded song

#get bamtwozled