I was motherfluffinlarry

Chaotic Stupid

[lezbianz]

*sitting alone on my bed* *thinks “hm. i can’t keep living like this.”* *keeps living like this*

[theriddlerisanerd]

They dropped this on us as if we knew about the Diet Coke button

[thestraggletag]

I'm tired of googling nonsensical Donald Trump posts only to find out they're true.

[dotty-literati]

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

[borzoiboogers]

[rootbeergoddess]

Someone get this man an Oscar

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hitmewithcute]

He doesn’t like morning

[memeuplift]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cherishfeelings-deactivated2025]

You deserve the love you keep trying to give everyone else.

[lovelysuggestions]

self care tip: forgive yourself for the mistakes you've made. stop punishing yourself for not knowing then what you know now. you have grown, that's a good thing.

[whycantwegivellove]

why is the onion the most truthful news source

[aidashakur]

I’m that person who sticks around longer than I should. But once I’m gone, I’m gone

[totallyfubar]

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

[mango-habanero-autism-deactivat]

Watching commercials for the first time in a while, and I am laughing at the little 'filmed before covid' disclaimers at the bottom for the ones showing parties and bars and social gatherings 🤣

[garbage-empress]

[scene at a social gathering]

*do not attempt

[patrochillesismyshit]

i absolutely love this review

[moonemojii]

he brought me wendy

[defectcriminal]

“Now”