We'll just keep on trying till we run out of cake

32. There's no theme to this dumpster fire.

[teathattast]

[monamoni]

[konoko]

lately my life is basically just:

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[lycions]

x

[instant-oatmeal]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[konoko]

[girlsuggestion]

protect bisexual boys

[targaryenwig]

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

[froglawnmower]

we are suggesting this to girls

[targaryenwig]

who is we? who are you

[froglawnmower]

italian shadow government

[backup-vocalists]

italian shadow goverment!

[tal-shiar-fashion-police]

[beesmygod]

DESTROY false idols

[quasi-normalcy]

There is only one TRUE bear and it is ME

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[backup-vocalists]

(The next night too!)

(The next night too!)

(The next night too!)

(The next night too!)

[only-cat-memes]

[creamsicle-art]

me when therse apple slices at the function

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[junk-junk-junction]

Nintendo Game Boy Color was released in the US, November 1998.

[important-animal-images]