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[milk5-deactivated20260704]

A twenty something year old playing a weird TF2 map has just laughed harder than you have in ten years

[velvetys]

I always believe in coughing baby

[firefox-official]

Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(

yeah in most ways. Good luck out there

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[tylostoma]

really enjoyed the picturesque drive home with my digicam

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[moldavite]

really wish some things had turned out differently

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[eveninginparis]

we were put on this earth to eat sandwiches

[vladdyissues]

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[grox]

Yo mama the tin man

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[lilyblisslys]

sick and tired of seeing men with low effort, barely on theme outfits at goth nights. it's literally so easy to put in the bare minimum

get a black t-shirt. ideally not a nerdshirt, but band shirts can work

get a pair of black jeans (or shorts, if it's hot out)

paint your nails black

wow, that feels kinda nice actually

put on a little eyeliner

realize how empty you've felt your whole life

maybe try some black eyeshadow

think about using a new, more androgynous name, like Raven or Morgan

start estrogen

it's literally that simple guys, c'mon