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last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.

#minecraft

My toxic trait is that on dating apps I think it’s funny to swipe right on people who look like they would have bullied me in high school

#idk if it’s just to fuel my ego or what #i probably need therapy #shitpost #tindr #bumble #dating #dating apps

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bacardis-leghair

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

the-worm-man

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

mjalti

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

humancoffeegrounds

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post

mjalti

bold of you to presume I can die

crystalquintessential

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

aviculor

god was kinkshaming satan

dont-at-m3

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

seaflying-fliptuna

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

mjalti

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

drdarrah

I FUCKIN CACKLED Y ALL

spacewillowz

was talking to my friend and I said “wow you have really long fingers” and then I realised that sounded like I was coming onto him so I added “like ET” to desexualise the moment

tryclops

what would happen if a werewolf and a vampire bit a human at the same time

bigshotmot

turns them into a furby

isayoldbean

takes a screenshot

guooey

I think “besnouted” being used to refer to animals with snouts is such a wonderful word, it sounds honorary, like they’ve been awarded a great blessing (they have)

yms1

I dont have tumblr sorry

astraldemise

me and my friend enjoying a tästy snack

robottko

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world