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fallen London sideblog, one day I'll come up with actual details for my character

[killyridols]

fragility by minyoung kim, 2022, acrylic on canvas mounted on panel, 33 × 33 inches

[dumb-byesexual]

concept: an episode of unraveled on fallen london where brian david gilbert determines which of the masters is the most dateable

[failbettergames]

Any episode of Unraveled on Fallen London would be 10/10

[failbettergames]

update: it’s Pages

[mollyencrypted]

The prospect of romancing Pages now comes up in two different games, which is the most out of any of the Masters. Whilst the prospect of being romanced by Happles also seems to appear in two, it still comes in second because only one of them has the player be interested. Wines is in third for It Happened Once In A Dream reasons.

Everybody else, to my knowledge, is dead last.

I love that there are actually official numbers to run on this now.

[thegreatyin]

hello and welcome to my brilliant new gameshow;

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN MR FIRES?

there's a devious imposter in the masters' midst. a rogue londoner has crafted an all-concealing robe and snuck into the heart of the bazaar. they've tampered with taxes, stolen from hoards, sabotaged schemes, and have even gone as far as to bite their ""coworkers"" a truly nonsensical number of times in a row.

these atrocities CANNOT stand. somehow, someway, they MUST be brought to justice.

🫵 and YOU have been chosen for this all-important task.

it is your responsibility (and obligation, under threat of being subjected to mr pages' terrible poetry) to figure out which robed tyrant is the bat behind the slaughter. if you fail, the real mr veils will almost certainly kill you for failing to notice its clearly superior taste in fashion. if you succeed... well, it'll probably kill you anyway, but at least you'll die with the knowledge that you're really really good at spot the difference games. or perhaps the imposter will find it in his fluke-core heart to discard his disguise and save your life? you can only dream.

you only have one day, and one shot. you have to make this count. with the threat of death and/or crushing indignity looming from above, you finally ask yourself once and for all...

which of these figures is the REAL mr veils?

bat A is real! bat B is the imposter!

bat B is real! bat A is the imposter!

Voting ended onJul 14

PS; your vote is worth extra points if you explain your reasoning in the notes. the points don't do anything, but you get more of them anyway.

[thegreatyin]

clarification because i was asked about it; the reactions to each other's presence have nothing to do with whether or not either bat is real.

[thegreatyin]

now you know how mr fires feels.

[honourablejester]

... I'm actually somewhat in mourning right now. Oh dear.

More than a year on, I'm finally doing something about the Seeking the Meaning of the Plaster Face storyline. And I just ...

This little guy has been with me since our battle in my lodgings back when I was just a newbie, fresh from the surface, barely knowing up from down here in the Neath. For the longest time he was my biggest asset as far as Dangerous was concerned. We've been on adventures together. He's been with me forever.

And then, to help break up the Big Rat's organisation, someone had to be sent in to sow dissent among his lieutenants. And I didn't have to send my guy. I didn't. I could have sent a different rat. His mission was specifically noted as a suicide mission. I didn't have to send him.

But he asked me to. He wanted to clear his name, the disgrace he suffered as a result of his loss to me. He just. He asked.

So I let him go. And now I'm a little bit broken up, I'm not going to lie.

Feel free to picture a terrifying monster hunter just sobbing over a little blue-wrapped body held carefully in their hands.

Don't you worry, love. This Big Rat's gonna fucking die.

[failbettergames]

Return to University today in Fallen London! 

For a while, it’s been technically advantageous to never finish your University storyline. We’ve sorted that out, tidied everything up, and added some new activities besides.

Keep reading

[thegreatyin]

for those not in the know; on june 16th the fallen london dev team released a roadmap. this roadmap contained a single comment about a "hidden trinket released in the past few months" that nobody, across the entire game, has found.

it has been two and a half weeks since this roadmap.

we still have not found this trinket.

[failbettergames]

we’re pretty confident it’ll turn up in the course of general play but it’s also quite nice for us to know there are still crannies in the game that people haven’t dug into :)

[you-very-well-may-die]

pausing my artfight adventures i need to paint myself a dawn machine shirt >:DD

[you-very-well-may-die]

call me euclid the way im drawing. so many fucking circles.

[you-very-well-may-die]

sketch complete >:)

gonna paint her tmrw

[light-lost-logs]

i wish i could redo exceptional stories for free whenever i wanted. i know why i can't but i knowwwwww theres food items in some of them that i dont have on my panty sheet yet that i didn't log at the time

[light-lost-logs]

i should put up a big sign or something. wait i have those

HELLO FLONDON COMMUNITY

I am making a spreadsheet of every ingredient in the neath! its very messy but you can find it so far here

copy_pantry

THIS IS A BIG TASK.

I'm trying to find a source for every ingredient that isn't like, directly implied by another thing (such as knowing ravens live here thus there must be raven eggs so raven eggs dont need a source)

so if YOU know about anything that isn't on this list and can provide a source (whether that source be "its in the text of this item" or "this action in this location" or "ssea wiki under "sheep", just please give me a source i can check)

COME TELL ME ABOUT IT!!

send me an ask or a message or something! make a list and send it to me!

AS LONG AS I GET A CHECKABLE SOURCE AND ITS NOT ON THE LIST ALREADY I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT

[slightly-sigilant]

every so often I'll come across a list of BEAUTIFUL OBSCURE WORDS YOU DIDN'T KNOW and I'll already know half of them because of fallen london. like yeah thanks I already know what a palimpsest is. my browser game made me grind 77 of them the other day

[thegreatyin]

underrated fallen london lore fact is the masters canonically putting drugs in the water to turn londoners gay

like actually. fully unironically.

[covenarie]

masters-core

[autumnbrambleagain]

Don't tell Happles what happened to its yacht.

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

RAT RESURRECTION LORE

[are-they-a-faggot]

THE ECHO BAZAAR - FALLEN LONDON

is it a faggot

yes

no

possibly

i dont know it

i dont know it but it looks like a faggot

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2025

[nemfrog]

Orange queen. Chrysanthemums : retail price list 1921 / Elmer D. Smith & Co. 1921. Catalogue cover detail. 

[bandaged-hedonist]

A tad disappointed by the lack of Feducci in the ttrpg so far. The hedonist is absolutely enamored with him to the point that they have a whole stab flirting thing going on. It would have been nice to see him. With any luck he'll be in the finished version

[irrigos]

you've heard of wire mother and cloth mother. well get ready for