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lumsel

genuinely this image is one my favourite works of art of the 21st century

velvetys

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

grimeclown

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

abraxasrinbalt

1969.........

harperhug

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with the epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

jewfrogs

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

randomfae

myothertardisisonthemun

gertritude-art

just drew a character line-up i can't show off for a while yet, but i need people to know it's incredibly funny to me because it accidentally turned out like this

gertritude-art

compare any oc of mine to a hetalian again and the next message you'll get from me is a ransom note

Peeing

Again with this

are you mad at me?

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

nohoperadio

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

herowyn

5 0 Y E A R S A G O

closetocanada

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

marithlizard

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

amaditalks

You're going to see headlines today saying that FDA has walked back from a finding of Cyclospora in a sample of Taylor Farms lettuce that was outside of the existing voluntary recall. You need to connect the dots between that and representatives of the company meeting directly with representatives from the White House and FDA to try to distance the company from the mass illness outbreak they caused and deflect it back to Taco Bell even though there is no way the parasitic contamination could occur at that stage of the distribution process. The company was responsible for an E. coli outbreak in 2024 that came via produce sold to McDonald's and another cyclospora outbreak via their own salad kits. Given how far their tendrils reach into the United States food system, since they also supply Sysco and US Foods which in turn supply schools, hospitals, nursing homes, prisons, stadiums, and other large institutions as well as countless small restaurants and restaurant groups around the country, Taylor Farms repeat laxity with food safety should be a company ending scandal. But we're apparently in the age of teflon wrongdoers.

peelingmandarins

adamsmasher

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

rouge-the-bat

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

kitcatia

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi): 84687 votes (36.8%)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary): 59779 votes (26.0%)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune): 85456 votes (37.2%)

Tenna has the lead by 0.4% (closer to 0.33% though) and 764 votes!

Keep up with the spreadsheet for live updates on a lot of extra data, including how far we are from beating sans x reigen in vote number!

hamkittens

Mod #2 here! - Senshi (Dungeon Meshi): 95811 votes - Ryland Grace (Project Haily Mary): 63972 votes - Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune): 95985 votes tenna has the lead by 174 votes!

also, how yall likin the spreadsheet now? i purdyd it up a bit, i work with spreadsheets for a living hehe

kitcatia

MOD 1 HERE

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi): 96018 votes (37.46%)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary): 64040 votes (24.98%)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune): 96258 votes (37.55%)

Tenna has the lead by 0.09% and 240 votes!

data as of 14h07, BRT

Keep up with the spreadsheet for live updates!!!! NOW WITH PRETTY COLORS

valtsv

insane unsolicited notification i just got that took me way too long to realise was about the michael jackson movie and not a five nights at freddy's jumpscare

dogpuppy

#prev based on a video I watched of an artist trying to paint with her blood it’s going to try super hard to congeal and it ends up with #clumps of congealed blood so there’s that #not sure how blending might interrupt the congealing process but ya it gets clumpy and gross

schakira

hey not to advertise these twats (so don't look them up) but some absolute fucks in paris allegedly created a service where you can "rent air conditioning" (taking advantage of a climate apocalypse) and they make you pay 700€ a month for AC that costs 200€ for life.

schakira

image descriptions and translations:

[social media screenshot from Le Parisien, a french journal "renting instead of buying AC, the good deal proposed by [Don't-Look-Them-Up] mid-heatwave."]

[journal article from Le Parisien that reads: "renting instead of buying AC, the good deal proposed by [Don't-Look-Them-Up] mid-heatwave.

Since the start of the summer, acquiring an AC has been challenging. To answer to buyers who are faced with empty storefronts, [Don't-Look-Them-Up] has found a trick: the punctual rental of cooling units."]

ahem. and the review

[One-Star Review: Crooks that profit off of people's distress. He made me an offer for a 9000 BTu AC unit (valued at 280€) for 750€ per month. To avoid.]

schakira

they admitted in a video that they bought all the AC units DURING A BIG HEATWAVE all over Paris to empty all stocks, so that people would rely on them to get AC.

there were 3000 deaths due to the heatwave.

#this happened at the start of the pandemic in America with hand sanitizer and I think the guy got arrested or smth