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other dogs bite only their enemies (ao3) (sidkris)

you fit into me like a hook into an eye (ao3) (sidkris)

a beast astray (ao3) (sidnate)

obscenity (ao3) (krisPO)

(how do you love?) like a fist. like a knife (ao3) (krisjagr)

and you refused it (ao3) (sidPO)

edits

what's a little teeth between friends?

'we always knew he had the talent' - kris letang hockey poetry

'don't make me mean. i don't want to be.' - kris letang hockey poetry

moodboards

sidkris high school au

onlyfans creator kris x fireman sid au

#my stuff #don't mind me #just organising

litafordvsferrari

please elaborate on your thoughts on wag labor if you feel comfortable. i also have many thoughts on this subject…

wellll not to be the friend that's too woke and also not to reiterate stuff ive already yapped about on discord but the whole framework of hockey mom -> billet mom -> older teammate's wife -> getting ur own wag -> she has ur kids and becomes their hockey mom.... chilling. its own form of time being a flat circle. anndddd it's an almost seamless pipeline that can be stitched together such that these dudes feasibly never really have to go without domestic labor from the women in their lives

also as much as we talk about the reinforcement and performance of masculinity in (m)hrpf, mens hockey is also very very much about a certain kind of female role and a certain brand of femininity for the women in their lives. the uniformity of physical appearance in their partners with very few exceptions... a real madonna-whore complex of Wife vs roadie hookups or Girlfriend Material vs puck bunnies. tate mccrae being the amy dunne Cool Girl who likes Sports so she became a safe acceptable answer for celebrity crush for all of them. et ceteraaa ad nauseammmm

anyway some recommended reading for the class: isles socials ask the players who does your laundry. let's all sit with this a bit

saggeses

kris letang should be doing porn why did they let him think hockey was a good idea we could be having a reinassance

saggeses

KRIS LETANG ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO ACHIEVE YOUR DESTINY

#if we all close our eyes and hold our hands steel city studios can be real

terramene

Oh yeah? Could a pillow princess do this? *Tries to ride you before getting tired and just whining into ur neck*

#fic insp

timbitshockey

hey remember last year when i jokingly said “what if they bring out kris letang at the draft to be distressingly hot like they did in 2022” and then they fucking did. for absolutely no reason. the odds are NEVER zero

#kris letang #god go for the threepeat kris #bring out your lil clone again and let him charm everyone and get standing ovations just for being hot and french wont that be fun?