#bts incorrect

[btsmosphere]

bts as things my friends have said #36

Jimin: if I’m going to suffer, I might as well suffer in style

[definitely-correct-bighit-stuff]

Taehyung: Love to walk in the rain, hate the concept of wet clothes. Tired of life's obscure sufferings.

Jungkook: Pro tip for walking in the rain: wear a swimsuit.

Jimin: Or remove your clothes. Easy solution!

Yoongi: Or, hear me out here- a fucking umbrella.

[hopeinthebox]

👁o👁

[jennierubyjanej96]

BTS #002

Jimin: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Jungkook, taking all of Jimin's money in Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

[kpop-and-marvel-on-crack]

Yoongi: I give up. I am so tired. Hobi: Get the emergency supply! Taehyung: *carries Jimin and places him in front of Yoongi* Jimin: *smiles* Yoongi: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

[incorrectbighitboys]

Jungkook: Everything is awful. Life sucks. What is life even good for? What have I done to deserve this?

Namjoon: What's going on with Jungkook?

Taehyung: The vending machine at the company was out of banana milk.

[shyshyshy-froggy]

namjoon watching other families at the park: will we ever act like a normal family for at least 10 minutes?

jimin: hmmm possibly if you cut that to 5 minutes

yoongi: 3 minutes. take it or leave it.

[mini0o]

hoseok: hakuna matata :3

namjoon: hakuna my tata?

jimin: hakuna your tatas ;)

taehyung, bursting into the room and ripping off shirt to reveal tata bikini: HAKUNA MY TATAS