Feb 2, 2023
bts as things my friends have said #36
Jimin: if I’m going to suffer, I might as well suffer in style
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bts as things my friends have said #36
Jimin: if I’m going to suffer, I might as well suffer in style
Taehyung: Love to walk in the rain, hate the concept of wet clothes. Tired of life's obscure sufferings.
Jungkook: Pro tip for walking in the rain: wear a swimsuit.
Jimin: Or remove your clothes. Easy solution!
Yoongi: Or, hear me out here- a fucking umbrella.
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BTS #002
Jimin: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Jungkook, taking all of Jimin's money in Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
Yoongi: I give up. I am so tired. Hobi: Get the emergency supply! Taehyung: *carries Jimin and places him in front of Yoongi* Jimin: *smiles* Yoongi: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
Jungkook: Everything is awful. Life sucks. What is life even good for? What have I done to deserve this?
Namjoon: What's going on with Jungkook?
Taehyung: The vending machine at the company was out of banana milk.
namjoon watching other families at the park: will we ever act like a normal family for at least 10 minutes?
jimin: hmmm possibly if you cut that to 5 minutes
yoongi: 3 minutes. take it or leave it.
hoseok: hakuna matata :3
namjoon: hakuna my tata?
jimin: hakuna your tatas ;)
taehyung, bursting into the room and ripping off shirt to reveal tata bikini: HAKUNA MY TATAS