You've got vampire in your cleavage

Mainly consists of hairy men, things I find funny or cool and pretty things. (Often 18+) 22, Civil Engineering, he/him, Canadian. Never get so big you forget the little things.

[catchymemes]

[blackness-by-your-side]

LMAO

[sushinfood]

i’m so happy for her

[warmbubbly]

I’m happy she’s back

[drinkpisspissblood]

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

[drinkpisspissblood]

She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

[drinkpisspissblood]

We’re at her dads house it looks like this

[anarchohellenism]

This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out

[porterr-robinson]

[hymnsofheresy]

me: progressives should be more accepting of religious people.

conservative christians: i agree. american christians are severely persecuted by liberals.

[hymnsofheresy]

conservative christians: i can’t even leave my house without fearing constant humiliation and persecution 😔 2 timothy 3:12

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

me: man, it sure is difficult to be a religious minority in america. for example, musl-

conservative christians: i know what you mean. not being allowed to turn gay people away from my restaurant basically makes me saint peter

[stimman3000]

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[svrssnp]

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

[z7rkive]

HSHDJDJ

[azkabqn]

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

[november-secrets]

Why is this edited just like Unnhhh? I fucking love it!

[banianco]

Do you still do nudes and numbers?

I’m already down to see some dick 👌🏼🤷🏽‍♂️

[eruditionanimaladoration]

Millennials are ruining corrupt corporate capitalism by caring about animals

[keuppy]

Because we do research on branding and see which don’t poison or kill our pets 🙄🙄🙄🙄 but I guess the only killing that matters is another industry

[queernigga]

if this is real im fucking shouting

[ampervadasz]

[binineties]

AKSJSJDJDJFKDFJSJA “not for much longer” we love this quick energy!!!

[furrypty-deactivated20241218]

[lovethi5]

[chrissongzzz]

interesting.

[africanaquarian]

doodoo water splashed all up in them noodles. i hate white shenanigans

[fandomshateblackpeople]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Then wash the fucking dishes you nasty ass hoe

[chickenfarmersan]

[nevaehtyler]

Or maybe she alienated herself when she fetishized being a woman + said that gay marriage is wrong. Just a thought 🤔

[fifthwave-sideblog]

caitlyn: i support trump and don’t understand gay marriage

lgbt people: :/

caitlyn: i cannot believe what ellen degeneres has done to me

[darthvatrix]

I never stop Reblogging this.